“We once had an uncle who was a literal Nazi but this baby between consenting adults is the worst disgrace this family has ever seen.”- The Queen, probably.

“It’s the biggest scandal the royals could ever face.”

It does different things to different people. A regimen that will get one person fit may do nothing for someone else. And some bodies are just more resistant to change than others.

Let’s just call that a sanity clause.

Yep, it’s called taxis, uber or friend. You just pulled Pinkham’s law. Congrats.

Williams guest-edited the November issue of Wired, which is owned by Condé Nast, whose parent company, Advance Publications, is a Reddit shareholder.

Rita Ora.

“It’s important to keep every workplace drug-free. You don’t want people on drugs running the fryer at McDonalds.”

Really? Wow! So it totally IS my fault that I didn’t just fix the problem all on my own. How sad that it never occurred to me to Google, “How does my wife want me to kiss her?” and be rewarded with all the information I needed. Also, to my knowledge, she has never written a book about how she wants to be kissed. So I…

ACtually thinking about the mechanics behind kissing is so so gross. I can’t believe we all just run around sticking our tongues into other people’s mouths (and crotches). And then complain when someone double dips in the salsa bowl.

You are doing the lord’s work.

It’s big in the South.

You know what? I love the balls on Cara Sloane to tell a BCO story about her own fuck-up. Just about every one of these is told from the waiter’s point of view, so I am always curious as to how customers would tell one of these (and what the exact hell was goin on in their cerebellums)...

“So, your table stopped me and asked what kind of fish they had was because they thought you were lying to them; I told them it was cod and they asked why we didn’t have real fish.”

Hillary’s Twitter feed noted that if HRC wins, we get 4 more years of Kate’s impression. Very convincing argument, I think ;)

“You could have supported gay marriage sooner.”

Part of me hopes it was to power pantsuits and sensible heels.

Really? I rewatched The Departed recently and it’s incredibly good (though more because of DiCaprio than Damon).

That was the giant panties movie. I remember that. Rounders is pretty good. Ed Norton is great in it.

I disagree. I think this bride _should_ confront her friend about the lack of gift, so that the bridesmaid has the opportunity to shit in a box and mail it to her, but that's just me.