Tom Brady is literally worse than hitler.

Please do not come to me for juicy gossip regarding Tom’s marriage status. I am but a humble bus driver, a traveling soul whose only concern is the wards who place their well being in my humble hands. Plus while the boss doesn’t care I had to sign at least 15 NDA from Tommy Terrific himself to get this gig. That guy…

They did not, however, buy a villa from an old woman after getting off a gay tour bus and then fix it up as a way of coping with their failed marriage.

They must do a movie together: father and son murder-for-hire team.

I vote my dog for Nick Nolte!

I’d be more convinced if this were the “double creature”.

...Are you being serious? Everyone knows his name. We’ve known his name for three years, you say “James Holmes” and people are like “oh yeah, the aurora theater shooter”.
I really hope you’re not being serious.

Two things:

Stoners with pie cannot be angry, my friend.

No.

Weed is legal in Colorado. COINCIDENCE!?!?!

I live for your question. The answer is yes. You are as unique as you've been told.

“I hate stupid, whiny, incompetent people who project their bullshit onto others.”

The cast of My Name is Earl makes me sad. So does Beck.

Elizabeth Moss :(

scientology is like if mean girls and jonestown had a baby.

Agreed. Also I think she’s underrated as a comedic actor. Her timing on “King of Queens” is impeccable. Anyone who says otherwise needs to go lick a donut.

Scien-melancholy

My humungo crush on Tina Fey knows NO BOUNDS. I can’t deal.

The entire problem with America today can be traced directly back to the lax immigration policies of the Native Americans.