Here at Gawker Media we call that a copy editor.

This is so freaking cool. And the other headline is about Serena. This means that the entire cover is about women and no one is in a bikini. Go SI!!!

‘Believing that every human person has God-given worth’

Man, you haven’t lived until you’ve lived in China and seen cute babies taking monster dumps into garbage cans at the mall. That peeing story didn’t even make me bat an eyelash.

It’s like Stephan curated BCO

I need to print the one out about the three-year-old peeing into a cup and paste it all over the walls of the bathroom. If a three-year-old can pee in a cup, grown ass men can sure as shit pee without spraying all over the walls, floor, and (memorably) ceiling.

“Ugh, new money.”

She also organizes my colognes and combs.

My mom has promised me that my nanny will be with me until I go to college.

I predict in another 30 years this kid will be running for political office and yammering about boot straps and longer work hours to the teeming masses.

Seriously, no rich person would stoop to such low levels.

I don’t care how much $$$$$ you have. If Scott Disick is your idol, even if you are 10, you seriously need to look back at your life and see where you fucked everything up.

I was really hating my job until I read about the poor woman who has to charge a 10 year olds cell phone to exactly 99%.

One of my college friends was born in the Israel to very secular parents. She would usually lie and say she was from Chicago because if anyone got word that she was from Israel it would inevitably be followed by an endless stream of questions or comments about Israel Foreign policy, Palestinian relations and being…

I was thinking the same thing.

Shut your stupid fucking mouth, you trust fund, nepotistic, born into privilege, entitled, condescending, disingenous, pretending to be Mexican, piece of shit.

“With the Aussies, particularly with the males, it’s the masculinity. In the U.S. we have this relatively asexual or unisex area with sensitive young men and we don’t have many Channing Tatums or Chris Pratts, while the Aussies do. It’s a phenomena.”

Hamm Sandy is the best relationship name ever

Huh, you don’t usually see KY preventing gay couples from coming together.