Nope, not what I mean. And I’m not sure why or how it looks otherwise. Video or not, she's not standing by her words and that's it.

I too went to get my Mirena on my lunch break from work. I haven’t had kids (and don’t ever want to) so I had to take Cytotec the night before to soften my cervix. It was painful for about 5 minutes during insertion, but I went to happy hour that night and felt fine the next day. Blow dart to the uterus is the most…

Dude OMG it drives me INSANE when people say there’s “no evidence, just her word against his.” TESTIMONY IS EVIDENCE. In fact, in most cases, testimony is the BULK of the evidence; real life is not an episode of CSI.

Dude, as a 30-something I can’t be relied on to take my BC correctly. IUDs FOREVERRRRR!!!

I went with the Mirena because my sister had it and generally anything that works for one of us will work for the other. I’ve been pretty much period free for 2 years and it’s been a life changer.

Because if someone doesn’t drug and rape ALL women, he must not have done it at all. =|

Testimony is considered evidence Jill. And this was a whole fuckload of testimony and witness statements.

I know in politics, generally candidates do not refer to their opponents by name in stump speeches. It’s considered giving them free advertising. I imagine Shawn is operating from the same playbook.

Joyce Carol Oates asks “what exactly is an “artisanal sandwich”—?” Which is kind of funny if you think that the answer to the question “what exactly is an artisanal author” would be Joyce Carol Oates.

If we are picking teams here, I am Team Fukunaga because season 1 of TD was fantastic and season 2 thus far sucks ass.

Trust No Fitch

You’d think it’d be slim pickings for a panty thief in Scotland.

I’m gonna vote for you Hillary Clinton, but I’m only gonna do it for the same reason I’m getting a colonoscopy next week. Because I have too, and if I don’t, I might unexpectedly die in the next few years.

I am extremely confused that you’re horrified by flour, which is one of the least offensive substances on the planet.

I’m not sure what’s worse - seasoning it without trying it, or using the hipster excuse for hot sauce.

I feel like cookie dough is objectively more delicious than cookies. I don’t even feel like this statement is an opinion. Like, cookies are weird and dumb and frequently gross, crumbly pieces of shit (and even at best, they’re just tolerable), while cookie dough is an extension of the joy of the universe.

Anybody, husband or no, who puts Sriracha on ravioli is not worth tears. Only ridicule.

..... dude I think that guy has a UTI or something because pee should not be that color

I have never hated anything as much as I hate this fucking baby

Double Creature may be the saddest thing in print. Imagine the lives of the people who (1) think their pet resembles a celebrity when it never does; (2) read InTouch regularly; and (3) actually send in a photo telling a large number of people the first two. The mind boggles.