I thought she was phenomenal.

That line alone was worth the price of admission. And kudos to DiCaprio for giving them the "nicely done" nod as he walked to the podium.

Ugh. She is neither beautiful nor stylish. Nor interesting, for that matter.

And also, I adore your screen name.

What's sad about the green dress is that she had Prada custom make it for her. So awful — ill-fitting in the boobs, waist is too high and lacks definition, skirt is just a mess of too much fabric. It's a travesty.

Jesus Christ, she's such an insufferable asshole.

A lot of the instructors in the DVDs are Aussies and Kiwis from the Les Mills studio in New Zealand (where the program was created) - their accents are hilarious. Plus they're very, very pretty.

If you like home workouts, it's also on DVD (called Les Mills Pump). Amazing workout.

What the hell is that shit? What muscles does she purport to be working? That form is terrible - that's not muscle work, it's swinging a weight around using momentum. Plus the notion that women who isolate muscles build "bulk" is nonsense. Unless you're lifting super heavy weight AND you have more testosterone…

Here's another Lucille one. Can't get enough of Lucille.

OMG I loved that gif so much. It's perfect.

You're a better woman than I am. I would have told her it had extra caffeine, just to freak her out.

One of my best friends is an OB, and she said, don't smoke or drink hard liquor and you'll be fine. She said sushi is fine if it's fresh, so buy it from a reputable source and then don't worry about it. The sickest one of her patients ever got was from eating tainted raspberries. So I ate everything when I was…

This made me chuckle. I've been with my Aussie husband for 10 years (married for 8), and I've definitely learned to speak Australian. Next time you want to know what he's doing in the afternoon, say, "what's on for the arvo, luv?" And tell him to pick his Reg Grundies up off the floor. He'll get a kick out of it.

When I first saw this movie, I seriously thought the bit where he gets to America, finds a dive bar on a chilly night, and ends up going home for a threesome with two hotties, was a joke or a dream sequence or something. But nope, it was the real deal. Cuz American women are DTF for any goofy-ass dude as long as…

Aren't they brother and sister?

OMG, WORD!!! I saw this years ago and thought it was a ridiculous piece of crap, and have never been able to understand why it continues to be a favorite among so many of my women friends. Thank you, Lindy. This review completes me.

Seriously. My husband's full-time salary would barely cover our mortgage. We live the way we live because of my salary. And we're both cool with that.

Now all I can think of is that sketch that Dave Chappelle did about the blind white supremacist who was black.

Elliot Gould's character from the Ocean's movie called - he wants his glasses back.