Divorced fornicators. That’s a double sin.

So they want to become fornicators?

Calling your colorist on it while she’s working her craft. You’re remarkably brave.

Nick got interviewed on a youth current affairs radio show last night. Listeners sent in feedback texts afterwards that the host read out. My favourites were "I went to high school with Nick. He was a chump then and he's a chump now" and "Please tell Nick to give himself an uppercut."

<Yawn> OK, Jensens, or whoever, when you actually manage to divorce, then let us know...or not..STILL won’t care.

Makes me wish there were an emoticon or emoji to express “I’m laughing uproariously at your slightest inconvenience, and relishing your misfortune so deeply it’s actually disgusting me a little.”

I learned to make my own gnocchi last winter. I was so excited!

Nothing conservative super Christians do makes sense. My colorist was ranting about Lady Gaga’s support of LGBT issues while doing my hair and I asked her if her church didn’t believe that everyone that doesn’t attend their particular church is going to hell already. She confirmed it. So I said that since Lady Gaga…

The schadenfreude is so delicious I could eat it with a spoon.

“stay together, live together, and raise their kids together”

“Resentment is like drinking poison and then hoping it will kill your enemies.” — Nelson Mandela

I don’t understand why this couple actually believes that the rest of the world cares about THEIR marriage.

I really love menswear and menswear inspired looks, actually. I mean I have some awesome dresses and stuff too, but I really like very structured, dark clothing. I like things that look like they came from AllSaints (I have a few pieces from there but that store is so expensive). I recently got a ladies black tux…

I really love menswear and menswear inspired looks, actually. I mean I have some awesome dresses and stuff too, but…

People in need of new penises should just check their spam folder. I get offers for how to enhance my nonexistent penis on a daily basis. I can only presume that COD means cock on delivery?

((((INTERNET HUGS TO YOU)))) Hang in there, bud :(

((((INTERNET HUGS TO YOU)))) Hang in there, bud :(

My mom isn’t a bad person, she’s just stuck in a way of thinking that is very old, and she’s only 52! She was one of four girls raised Irish Catholic and she’s very, very girly. I was definitely not the daughter she imagined she’d get. I’m pretty “fem” I guess, I love makeup, I have long hair (but it’s shaved at the…

My mom isn’t a bad person, she’s just stuck in a way of thinking that is very old, and she’s only 52! She was one of…

BOOOO. My mom does shit like this and I’ve been trying to break her out of it. Everything being so gendered. The whole “That’s for men, not women!” and so in her mind I shouldn’t be wearing it. Cologne, shoes, etc.

BOOOO. My mom does shit like this and I’ve been trying to break her out of it. Everything being so gendered. The…

Spicebomb is the world’s best winter perfume, I don’t care what anyone says. Spicy, warm, cozy, comforting... yasssss.

Spicebomb is the world’s best winter perfume, I don’t care what anyone says. Spicy, warm, cozy, comforting...…

And here’s a surprise - they divorced shortly after. Go figure.

Florida Man, Florida Man