I dunno. It’s one of those old-fashioned, dumb wedding traditions that no one really understands, like throwing a bouquet, or “fun” vandalism of the wedding car, or getting married.

John Mayer is more a bio-weapon. Herpes, amirite ladies? (just kidding, John. Marry me!).

I just read through the comments section of the Tacoma Stories link and someone fairly close to the situation said that her father had threatened to put her up for adoption. If this is true, coupled with the hair cutting off incident, it paints a picture of an abuser who should be in jail.

Chopping off her hair. What kind of fucking medieval punishment is this? That’s what they did to women who slept with Germans during the French occupation. Getting drunk or whatever doesn’t warrant this hateful treatment. This is horrid.

Or how betrayed she would feel that her own father, a person who is supposed to love and protect her, would become a bully too? She must have felt like absolutely no one would support and protect her. How terribly sad.

No. She was more about “tell me how you’re oppressed for your Christian beliefs.”

If she was being bullied at school, it makes it so much worse that her own father would do this to her. Did it never occur to him that those same bullies would see this and use it against her? WTF!

I told you we should have used Linux. But no she’ll run fine on Windows XP you said.

So according to these comments ‘catching a dick’ isn't something to brag about because men will fuck anyone. This is not true. At all. And this idea really screwed up my self esteem in high school and college. I honestly thought I was the only woman on the planet who couldn’t get laid.

Like I said on the tabloid post, the T Swift v Katty Perry fued is like a Road Runner cartoon. T-Swizzle is the Road Runner, Katty is Wile E Coyote and John Mayer is an Acme product. Something from where no good can come and will most likely either blow you up or send you falling off a cliff.

He has daughters...one is around 5 years old. His wife supports him and married him knowing. God forgave him, after all.

Christ. Taylor’s stuck in reverse. Does anyone have the manual for this?

I can’t with these people. They need to fuck off and go to hell immediately. They failed all their children, including Josh, who should have gotten real help for his attraction to children. And it goes without saying, the girls he molested. It’s possible that they weren’t deeply traumatized but the parents sure as…

I’m sure her parents told her she was equally, if not at more fault, but they know how unacceptable that would be to the public at large. If she and her sisters drove him to it, he couldn’t possibly be those things.

“Snoop Dogg supported the charity efforts of his friend Akon by saying a shitty comment about Caitlyn Jenner on Instagram”

But maybe they are? I weigh 150 and I’m between a 4 and a 6 in most US brands. Vanity sizing, yo.

Weight as a number is so goddamn misleading.

I just like her. It is so refreshing to hear someone say “I weigh 160 pounds.” It’s something that should NOT matter at all. But, as someone who is also around that, it’s nice to hear and see that it’s normal.

“I’m probably like 160 pounds right now and I can catch a dick whenever I want, like, that’s the truth. It’s not a problem!”

bitch continues to be my hero