Henrietta the Eighth hath spoken
Being in the middle of nowhere is a recipe for breeding athletic talent. Farm kids are naturally built like oxen, and nobody else has anything to do anyway....
Ahh, thank you!!
That article reminds me so much of my mother She snookered the building management into allowing her to bring her dog to work with her because she had (bullshit) paperwork stating that her very poorly trained Australian Shepherd was a licensed therapy animal she had to help her anxiety. The building super just barely…
Well damn it, and here I am legitimately going through a year long vetting and traing process for a real service animal.... When I could slap on a vest and people would assume it's the same thing!
Americans are really schizophrenic about pets... Treating animals they eat like barbarians and asking for pets to be treated like children sometimes.It fascinates me.
one of my guy friends was once trying to clear a bunch of us out of the kitchen because we were drinking beer and being super loud at his house in the wee hours, and none of us would leave the kitchen and just go to bed because we were being idiots, and he just shrugged and pulled his balls—not the penis, just the…
Charlotte-Douglas International is US Airways purgatory. Like every flight you take has a layover in Charlotte. That being said, they have free wifi, decent eating options, and adirondack chairs everywhere to hang out in. It’s not like he was stuck at LAX or EWR.
Technically, forty minutes is still “within minutes,” Anonymous Woman. No lying cops here.
if I wanted to read about how painful it is to want to be in a relationship with someone who doesn’t want to be in a relationship with you but you’re still sleeping with them, I would go on facebook
Yeah, I don’t need a reminder of how sad and dreary it is to have one’s primary relationships be with a noncommittal windbags like BJ Novak. I mean, he’s gotta be the most overpraised millenial of our time, and it says bad things about Kaling that she’s attracted to that.
This is what that Pictorial piece on arsenic is for
Sounds nice — except for when you want all the spinach artichoke dip and you don’t like the way the other person exists.
Ohhhhhhh, complicated. Code word for “Still looking.”
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I mean...there’s nothing that complicated about it. They would be in a committed, monogamous relationship if they both wanted to be. They are both in their 30s and I’m sure at least half (if not more) of their friends are in committed relationships/married/have kids. They are not because one or both parties do not…
Jesus Christ, over ten years?? Mindy, honestly, move on. You can tell she still loves him, and he knows, but he’s still THERE knowing what she wants and knowing he won’t ever give her that. Sometimes you need to leave so that people move on, otherwise there’s that stupid, stupid hope we all know.
Astonishment, sadness, anger, and laughter - all in quick succession? Sounds to me like Ms. Gyllenhaal is experiencing the rapid mood swings commonly associated with dementia