I have a friend getting married in September and I told her she needed to this instead of the bouquet. Except she would throw a stuff T-Rex because she has a penchant for calling everyone <insertnamehere>- saurus-Rex.
sure that's fine
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All apologies - at a glance, this looked unrelated, and I thought you must have meant it as a reply to someone else. On looking again, I see you’re making the point that “surfactant” is defined wrongly, in addition to the other errors noted. But no amount of clicking “Undismiss” is undismissing it! KIIINJAAAAA...
When my sister caught the bouquet at a wedding, her then boyfriend remade a big show of running from the garter toss. But she was expected to laugh and act like it was fine. Sadly, she did later marry him and they had a horrible marriage, followed by a drawn out divorce. Anyone whose idea of a joke is public…
I’ve caught four. FOUR. Only because I’m 5’10 and usually towering in heels and it’s just so easy to swipe.
Maybe you could give the bouquet to the oldest female relative at the wedding? It would be so sweet and respectful your mom would be in no place to complain. Maybe. Depending on the personalities involved.
Some people have a smaller bouquet that they use just for the toss thing separate from the one carried during the ceremony for that reason.
Yeah, this is going to be one of those stories that he tells where she’s expected to laugh along because it was “just a joke.” I really despise people who frame dickish behavior as humor like this, because it just sets up the other person to seem like an uptight killjoy - even when they have a totally valid reason for…
My hair has a HUGE ass — is there a stearate or quaternium distillate that can help? I’m having a really hard time finding leggings to fit my hair.
I had no problem with an arrangement like that as long as they both know that romantic love is not the reason they are partners. If one of them thinks that the other partner is in love when the other is in fact just thinking of it as a financial transaction then it’s not ok. I also have problems with people that do…
A surfactant is one of those things that helps oil and water mix so that you can clean your greasy hippy hair.
Go-lightly is no joke....had to witness my poor husband with ibd deal with it before a colonoscopy. We’re definitely going to pay the extra bucks for the powder packet next time.
The Park Ranger parks his truck and steps over to my tent as gingerly as he could in his heavy boots. “Hello? Hey.”…
OMG, I am rolling over this comment. My wife and I are planning a trip to Spain next year and one of my chief concerns is outing my terrible high school level espanol, mi mui terrible mexicano espanol. The pronunciation of certain words is going to be...troublesome.
My friends did a cat toss instead—they threw a stuffed cat into the whole assembled crowd and the person to catch it was supposed to be the next person to get a cat.
I dedicated my bouquet to the couple who had been married the longest. Which turned out to be my grandparents; 67 years.
It’s enough work to have to plan a giant, stressful event— I can’t even imagine having to do all that while effectively starving. It’s no wonder many women really struggle to maintain their sanity during this process. Maybe we can cut them some slack and stop crying “Bridezilla” every time a woman gets emotional…
Have you ever measured a tablespoon of milk? I’ve done it when baking, but it takes on an altogether different meaning when you’re measuring out a tablespoon allotment of milk for your coffee. And that meaning is something along the lines of, “This feels like disordered behavior.”
I’ve been to several countries now, and none of them have consistent signs. Why? Prague even broke Google maps.
many traffic lights that depicted male figures were replaced by female ones