Right? Do people just presume those are made of unicorn farts and skittles?

I’m a notorious dihydrogen monoxide addict. I cannot function without it. It’s like my life depends on having the exact, correct amount in my body or something. I’ve also noticed that it stimulates my micturition reflex. I’m basically hopeless :(

I was talking about myself. I had a very serious illness last year. Actually, several, including a few bonus infections after my immune system shut down from treatment for the original problem.

I want to be this colorful within the time it takes me to be 45. Unfortunately I am in a profession where I would not be “taken seriously.”

Great catch on grammar errors. There are definitely science errors, or at least murky explainations: Substances that mix oils with water are emulsifiers. Lotions, creamy cleansers, body washes are polymerized emulsions. So is latex paint, for that matter. I don’t think that emulsion was mentioned here, nor was the…

Aww! You’re super sweet! :)

This was well written and quite inspiring. I’m about to be out on my own, after decades of roomates, some romantic and some platonic. I’d love to be able to write next summer about finally being free to travel and my own awesome adventures...wherever!

Looking at my reply, I see that I cut off somehow the introduction of “Great catch on grammar errors. There are definitely science errors and murky explainations:”

Yeah. It is a problem for some people to separate play and life. Not everyone can have a single glass of wine at a sitting, pain pills for an injury or have freaky sex without being an utter asshole too.

That’s fantastic! It actually sounds like a fun wedding and a fun friend to celebrate. Have a wonderful time and post pictures of the T Rex if he materializes for you, please! I’m sure ITD will have a thread to share it on.

This ^^^ I think after you have been married once that you can’t be legally shamed into participation and inevitable “winning” anymore. I just decided that is a Thing.

Lol...Bill Belicheck...so so glad I don’t have to see his stupid face for months of sundays anymore.

I really liked the (stuffed) cat toss from another thread. Substitute with a dog or guinea pig or whatever if that’s your beloved pet. The catcher will be the first to adopt said pet!

Oh hi, sis! :(

It depends on how well you know your partner, and they know you. Some people think it’s funny, others would be really hurt that their partner was publicly saying “I don’t want to marry you. “

You’re adorable Mark. But ask yourself if you are super ok with you being 1000% marriage for love and emotional commitment while your guy is all about the pragmatism and is maybe ambivalent about your emotions regarding marriage, especially as men with so many years together and finally being afforded basic damn human…

Are these your hands, Marie? If so, please tell me more about your engagement ring! It is so pretty!

In my experience, it’s the word “glycol” that sets less scientific ears up. Because that word is in antifreeze.... and omg you want to kill me with antifreeze shampoo! Or something. Maybe “toxins” too? Definitely it is a Scary Chemical Which We Should Shun.

The name is a cruel joke. You will not “go lightly” with GoLytely. No no. You will go like a volcano from the pits of hell itself.

I know. Add ice and shake it or put the mixture in the freezer for 15min. The cold helps a lot with the texture. As will mixing the miralax with any clear liquid that you are allowed to have able to chug. I’ve given it in black coffee before. Personally I use an acceptable color of sports drink when I do it at home.…