Yeah, most female superheroes would also make pretty lousy wives. Probably none worse than Sue Storm (because it's impossible to build trust with someone who can invisibly stalk your every move.)

Hey, it happens. Reasonable people can have reasonable differences of opinion. FWIW, I also oppose the death penalty. In theory, I'd like to be in support of it for certain truly horrific crimes. In reality, human error simply makes its application inherently inequitable and I oppose it strongly.

(and like Rev. Peevler, there is no further response.)

BAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA. As a Dane who has eaten plenty of times at this establishment (before the sex toys - which, in my opinion, is a way of gaining publicity to boost sales. They've been going down hill for a while) my first reaction is 'how incredible that you've picked up on this!'

Loose vagina is just what men say to make themselves feel better about having a skinny penis.

Sexy jellyfish.

HEY THERE HULKAMANIAC, GLAD TO SEE YOU'RE ON THE LEVEL. BECAUSE BROTHER, IF YOU'RE ANYTHING LIKE ME, YOU KNOW THAT A POUND OF SPAGHETTI COVERED IN GREASY CAFETERIA MEAT SAUCE AND INDUSTRIAL STRENGTH BUTTER IS NOTHING WITHOUT THE FULL HULKAMANIA EXPERIENCE. THAT'S WHY THE HULK PUT THE GIFT SHOP AT THE FRONT ENTRANCE,…

That's basically the process. When I was in HS in New England, there was an Oxycontin problem. Eventually pharmacies were getting burglarized and wouldn't stock it, and also it's expensive. So when I ended up back there during the recession in 2009, people in my age group were on heroin. In fact, when I was in…

Oh, no, wait. I thought you meant that she ought to dump ice water on the dickwad boyfriend to educate him about ALS. That would be better.

Um, the second letter writer's guy is a piece of shit. Caring for someone with ALS is spectacularly and singularly difficult, physically and emotionally. Never waste another minute of your life interacting with that man, and do look into a visiting nurse. You need time for yourself, whether it feels like it or not.

One of my friends actually asked me how do I know it's real if it's not Facebook official?

My best one has to be last year, when I was in my friend Dave's wedding (not his real name). The wedding itself went fine, except for when the lights flickered in the church during the vows and everyone freaked out and the bride's grandmother wanted to start the vows over.

ALERT: If, on the Yandy site, you select the category 'Twerk' on the left you will not get offensive twerking costumes (as I was expecting). You will instead see all the images on the site twerk! Like this — look closely, NOTE THE BUTTS.

I'm going as a sexy dishwasher.

In Austin. On 6th St. On Halloween night. You will see plenty. It is a shitshow.

How do we know these people aren't also members of 4chan who decided to do a 180 when they saw that all they were doing was substantiating the need for feminism?

We've always used the proper terms with our kiddo (I'm a biologist, I'm not going to call it a wee-wee or a hoo-haa or whatever). She was then told by other kids she was saying "bad words." Her teacher started to tell her not to say those and she proudly said "My mommy says those are the right words and not to use…

One of the more memorable quotes from Terry Pratchett's Discworld series, referred to as "Sam Vines Theory of Economic Injustice," culminates in the following: "But the thing was that good boots lasted for years and years. A man who could afford fifty dollars had a pair of boots that'd still be keeping his feet dry…

If this is a satire, then it's back to the drawing board for my mom's Christmas gift

wait. If you remove the witchcraft and sorcery what's left? An abused foster child kept in a closet?