That's the spirit! See you at the barbecue.

You have the patience of an internet saint.

All Allen cares about at this point is whether he can expense the hot dog he ate or not (no).

not caring how they're done and not knowing multiple ways TO COOK EGGS are completely different.

This is a pet peeve of mine too. Let's ignore the awesome no-meat options in every cuisine around the globe and instead try to vaguely approximate the few things vegans don't want to eat anyway.

After a few minutes, I returned to the table. The man ordered a hamburger.

I explained to him that filet mignon is a steak, a very nice cut of beef. This guy actually argued with me, causing a big scene.

Regular pandas are barely even bears (YUP). They are like bears inbred, stupid upcountry cousins. Every once and a while they come down to the bear family reunion, where the polar bears are talking about how they remained active year-round in one of the harshest climates on earth, and grizzly bears are talking about…

Except that they're not actually getting gender neutral, so much as it's okay for girls to have traditionally boy names. If they'd had a boy, there's no way in hell they would have named him Isabelle Wyatt. Because it's okay for women to have masculine associations, but for men to do the reverse is still seen as weak.

I'll be honest that's always my first thought when one of these articles come up. It's almost instinctual, but as an adoptee, I understand acutely how flawed and commercialized used the adoption process as become. It does drive me batshit though when I hear people say things like "I want my own kid" or "I couldn't…

God dammit. I'm still at work, you monsters!

This potato sprout kind of looks like an embryonic hand. It's waving at you! "Hi Cassie!!!"

Wife A: Please remember to put the cap on the toothpaste when you're done, honey.

One of the places in grad school had a shift change in the middle of happy hour. It was incredibly fucking stupid, because we always had to cash out so our first server could get his/her tip, and then open another tab so that we could keep going...because happy hour. I mean, I know they did the shifts like that…

Yay for camping the right way! I worked at a place that allowed, even encouraged, servers to close out or transfer tabs at shift change, and it was HEAVEN. If my replacement was a jerk, I would just ask the tables to close out. If it was a sweetie, I would transfer it so they would get the tip...knowing they would tip…

I'm surprised by the incongruity between your screen name and your statement.

This is completely fine, especially since likely no one else is going to be in at shift change anyway, and desserts require little effort on the part of the server at most places. Just make sure you're gone by the time the dinner rush hits.

Not sure if this is Sarcasm, but all the gadget blogs did mock big phones for years and it did nothing.

Also a pet peeve of mine, THE FLASH CONTROLS THE VIBRATION OF HIS ENTIRE BODY. If you can't see how that translates well to the bedroom you might not be creative enough. Also even if he doesn't last long, no refractory period. Sorry, I've got a thing for all speedsters. Even Pietro and hes kinda a condescending dick.