Check yourself, Mark. Octopi are ADORABLE. They're also incredibly intelligent and they will one day be kind rulers once they've enslaved humanity... I mean... uh... YOU SAW NOTHING, HUMAN!
Inside the bag is a perfectly reasonable place to keep a Rolex so it's not a target for pickpockets. It benefits you in that smug superior glow you get knowing that you have a more expensive watch then the gentleman you're currently asking the time from, because your watch is in your fucking bag.
Also a watch? Cool bag...but the guy just wanted to show off his vintage rolex that costs a G. Tomorrow I am putting my timex indiglo in my dell work issued laptop bag
The same argument can be made with the Jesus/God relationship. Honor me, and only me. Do what I say without question. I love you, I'll always love you, unless you make me angry, in which case, I'll hurt you forever.
Nobody puts Baby on the floor.
Interesting. What does your avatar icon mean to you?
As has been acknowledged time and time again, many devices have photo uploading turned on by default and it has to be disabled.
I don't know a single guy who doesn't refer to their car as being female. Same for boats.
Clay Aiken was actually outed by someone he'd sent pictures to and had cybersex with. I would have hoped for a bit more compassion.
Boo, Clay Aiken, boo. Inappropriate by whose standard? The same assholes who kept you in the closet.
Every morning when I wake up, I have the same thought: "Ah, what a beautiful day to not be in highschool!" I genuinely take delight in it.
Hey thanks! :) It's been a while since my last poop illustration. I was beginning to worry!
because if you actually read the article, you would know that she literally has to toss the babies into the cremation chamber. There is no tool for inserting them like an adult.
Michael Bay thinks there are too many cuts in this video.
I'm an actual person that made it explicitly clear to my then-boyfriend that I absolutely did not want an engagement ring when he proposed. He made it clear he'd respect my wishes (after making sure it was not a test) but was definitely concerned about what other people might think about his ability to provide or…
My dear, as a fellow Gen Xer, don't you think you should be past the point of railing at someone for being "just a cog in the machine?" You sound like a 22 year old punk yelling at his dad.
Three points.