Makes the meatball sandwich sign look rookie by comparison.

I can't say that that's comforting Fluter.

I had a supervisor at work once who relentlessly harped about productivity (to the point of timing our bathroom trips) who would clip his toenails in his cubicle.

There is a restaurant in a city somewhat near mine that has a menu with with 6 different kinds of eggs benedict. My favorite is the salmon on rye with tomato and caper relish.

Apparently the people who rented our apartment before we did used to clip their nails over the bathroom sink.

I know, because when it stopped up we snaked it and thousands of nasty, half-rotted toenails spewed forth.

I still can't put my face near the sink.

I suffered extreme post partum depression and even as that fog has cleared a year past child birth I wonder if I didn't make a mistake. Not that my child is a mistake but that I was mistaken in thinking I was cut out to be a mother. I'm grateful to these women for publicly talking about this. If they didn't I wouldn't…

They once referred to him as our new "hobby."

I'd rather take the off-change that I'll regret not having them down the road ...than regret ever having them and be in an irreparable situation.

"I honestly don't know what to say when people are all "My parents used to beat me up and I'm fine! Lol.""

Fun fact. Historically the line in this famous song by the Police has been misinterpreted as "I'll be watching you". In fact the original lyric was "Owl be watching you". The song was originally intended as a love letter to Owls everywhere but over the course of time it's true meaning was lost.

Have you ever had crab cake eggs Benedict? It is the best, the truest, most beautiful thing I have ever known.

Yes, this is the big takeaway. =/ As a Jew with baby hairs, baby hairs have had a long history of complex and artful styling in the black community. That's why. Why do you think they're euphemizing black with "urban?" It's okay. We don't have to be defensive about our baby hairs. It's not about ownership. But it…

try using your area code + 867-5309 to get discounts :)

do you juice the clams yourself?

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I'm just gonna get my future hypothetical fiance a simple band of gold, forged in the fire's of Mt. Doom with parts of my soul infused into it, and if that's not good enough for her, well than she's not the Dark Lady for me.

I don't want my land line, I'd turn on my phone more/always if we didn't have it. Hubby can't hack the idea of life w/o a landline.

Ivory*!

Diamonds are silly...

If you really want some carbon in a nice lattice form, why not get one made in a lab by well paid educated workers instead of from barbaric african diamond mine?