As has been acknowledged time and time again, many devices have photo uploading turned on by default and it has to be disabled.

I don't know a single guy who doesn't refer to their car as being female. Same for boats.

Oh, cats!

Clay Aiken was actually outed by someone he'd sent pictures to and had cybersex with. I would have hoped for a bit more compassion.

Boo, Clay Aiken, boo. Inappropriate by whose standard? The same assholes who kept you in the closet.

Every morning when I wake up, I have the same thought: "Ah, what a beautiful day to not be in highschool!" I genuinely take delight in it.

Hey thanks! :) It's been a while since my last poop illustration. I was beginning to worry!

because if you actually read the article, you would know that she literally has to toss the babies into the cremation chamber. There is no tool for inserting them like an adult.

Michael Bay thinks there are too many cuts in this video.

I'm an actual person that made it explicitly clear to my then-boyfriend that I absolutely did not want an engagement ring when he proposed. He made it clear he'd respect my wishes (after making sure it was not a test) but was definitely concerned about what other people might think about his ability to provide or…

My dear, as a fellow Gen Xer, don't you think you should be past the point of railing at someone for being "just a cog in the machine?" You sound like a 22 year old punk yelling at his dad.

Three points.

Makes the meatball sandwich sign look rookie by comparison.

I can't say that that's comforting Fluter.

I had a supervisor at work once who relentlessly harped about productivity (to the point of timing our bathroom trips) who would clip his toenails in his cubicle.

There is a restaurant in a city somewhat near mine that has a menu with with 6 different kinds of eggs benedict. My favorite is the salmon on rye with tomato and caper relish.

Apparently the people who rented our apartment before we did used to clip their nails over the bathroom sink.

I know, because when it stopped up we snaked it and thousands of nasty, half-rotted toenails spewed forth.

I still can't put my face near the sink.

the mcdonald's bacon egg and cheese and hashbrown i just shoved into my face is no longer sitting well

Yes, this is the big takeaway. =/ As a Jew with baby hairs, baby hairs have had a long history of complex and artful styling in the black community. That's why. Why do you think they're euphemizing black with "urban?" It's okay. We don't have to be defensive about our baby hairs. It's not about ownership. But it…

do you juice the clams yourself?