I can't even imagine that. But then again, kiddo calls me on his walk home every day. And I take at least one photo of the kids or the dogs almost every day (I love Magisto for composing little videos for the day to day stuff, which I backup for when they're all grown up and stuff). Handwritten, synced notes for…

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I am starring for your commitment to the cheese curd cause, but seriously. Ewwwwww.

Denied. Eggs benedict forever.

I can relate. We had the paper shades, because it wasn't like they'd ever need to go up anyway. It's sort of funny in hindsight. Well, to me. I think most of my friends would've been horrified. :D

Yeah. It kind of makes sense, though. They'd have to actually GO outside for the filth to make it outside.

Mmmmm. I don't even need Taco Bell's help for that, I'll just get me a damn honeybutter chicken biscuit and sort of hold it sideways-ish. Carefully. Very carefully.

Deep-fried, even!

Doggone it! I was so hoping I could be the first to post this. :D

It's the Ciiirrrrcle of Liiiife, and it bowel movements us all. Through despair and carbon cycles, through love and fecal plumes!

It's absolutely major surgery with life altering results. (I have zero problem with breast implants in normal circumstances, btw.) But even if it were a ten minute procedure and you could do jumping jacks the next day, it wouldn't change how vile this whole attempt was.

That's a very apt and succinct analogy. Well put.

I love my girls to bits, but no, they aren't easy dogs.

I can't bring myself to hate it. Every time it comes on, my son starts singing and dancing in his seat. It's just too adorable. :(

Yeah. Most reasonable people would be up in arms if you bleached or permed the hair of a little caucasian girl...but there are people who actually expect a little black girl to have her hair chemically treated to be 'normal'? That is so immensely fucked up.

That's the weirdest part as far as I'm concerned.

I get more a Norman Osborn kinda feeling from him.

I love the attribute requirements in the dialogue! At the same time, I think I may need to turn them off- every time I run into something I can't do, I wind up making a new character a few minutes later.

In all fairness, it is a rather anemic looking salad.

"you can't see your own biases"