First: Rocket is a *rabbit.* Just ask Thor.
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When I think of Bradley Cooper, three things come to mind: Wet Hot American Summer, some terrible movie about Valentine’s Day?, and him on Inside the Actor’s Studio while he was dating Renee Zellweger.
Showgirls is fantastic... ally camp and the scene in which Kyle Maclachlan ‘makes love’ to Jessie Spano in a violently splashing pool is hilariously anatomically impossible.
Is it just me or are people’s faces getting longer? We’re like a nation of collies.
I don’t have anyplace else to say this and I think about it all the time. I cannot stop buying iridescent lip gloss even though 1. I know it’s not cool 2. I have ugly barely-there chicken lips and 3. most importantly I NEVER remember to put it on! There are like 5 glosses in my purse right now, more in my Sephora…
“As a person who also more or less wears the same thing for days on end, I applaud this statement.”
Celebrities collect Black children like beanie babies, I swear. Hopefully, she’s good to, and for, those girls.
Kristin Cavallari - 500 Days of Kristin may have given me serious PTSD. This is completely rational.
I do not know who the hell Demi Moore thinks she is.
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Wow I COMPLETELY forgot to include my favorite Twilight video in this post, which is Robert Pattinson’s last press tour for the franchise where he openly shits on the movie and everyone in it.
I FORGOT ABOUT THE SEXY EBOLA PATIENT.
I would have said “My dog has a neck size similar to mine! I gotta make sure this collar will be comfortable for him!”
I bet you regret getting the Japanese symbol for “I can eat 50 eggs” tattooed on your left arm, huh?
It would appear that you’ve made 3 mistakes here.
He reminds me of the lawyer that hangs out in the ER hoping to sign a car accident client.... Always preys on people in their weakest moment.
I’m not sure about all of them and I think he’s fairly clever about keeping relationships a secret until they’re legal but he certainly likes the young girls. And many of the young girls seem to struggle with addiction either during or after. He also went on Howard Stern and said he took Mandy Moore’s virginity and I…
Who can tell? She’s like the Ocean, full of plastic and experiencing tectonic drift.
Yeah, he squicks me out in a major way. Plus, between Mischa, Lohan and now Demi, I worry that he might not be the most effective sober coach out there. Perhaps he’s not the healthiest person to remain in her life?