I call those Schrodinger’s dates - until there’s a place and time, the date both does and does not exist.

Tiffany has been famous too long because all of us regular ass girls know you don’t block out your whole day if you don’t have specific, detailed plans. If there is not an “I will meet you at (specific name of place with maybe an address if it is a chain) at (specific time and date)", just figure that date is not…

If I drank 4 cups of strong coffee, I would bounce off the walls and tear my face off ala bath salts. I honestly don’t know how people do it! My kidneys would leave me. 

My coffee habit has gotten to the point where my husband just leaves it by the bed when he leaves for work at night, and I wake up and chug it and go back to sleep until my alarm goes off. I can easily convince myself to sleep another hour without it. I figured if the coffee is what is getting my ass to the gym, at…

Hmm, I wouldn’t risk it personally. It’s a very cute dress and I don’t think anyone would be like “omg I can’t believe she wore that” but you might raise an eyebrow or two.

Guys, just wanted to give an update. Sent a picture to the bride, asking if it was too white and her response is: “Heavens no! it’s BEAUTIFUL. You would be beautiful in it. Just come looking fabulous.”

“When you saw only one set of footprints,
It was then that I carried Ariana Grande.”

Well, the event is a reception-only kind of deal since they already got married at city hall. She’s definitely just wearing her gown again. I think I’ll ask her just to be safe. Thanks

that’s not a Kennedy, but rather an unholy union of Sean Penn and David Duchovny wearing Jonathan Franzen’s favorite shirt

It’s a lovely dress but if you have to ask if it is too white then it probably is. I’d go with a safe bet and not wear anything that is at least 50% white. Just think of it as a gift to the bride, why even dress in a way that might upset her if you have the easy option of wearing something else? Personally, I would…

I also judge people who wear really attention-grabbing outfits to other people’s weddings. You have literally any other day to look like million bucks, but this is the day where the happy couple should be the center of attention. If that makes me an asshole, I’m cool with it.

It did seem a bit clubby for a wedding but not like, sloppy or anything--Maisie looks like a really on-trend hostess at a wine bar. Love it.

My grandmother was a seamstress and she often said that as a guest you never wear white, black or red to a wedding. Not white for obvious reasons, not black because black is for funerals and not red because it draws too much attention on someone else’s day. It’s sound advice and I have followed it.

I like Sophie’s outfit but (and maybe I’m just old) this seems not great for a wedding...

“ the biases and prejudices of the time.”

It was nice of Serena Joy to make a special guest appearance:

12-year-old celebrity progeny Suri Cruise.

People seem amazed not everybody wants kids, too. Not just for lifestyle or financial reasons, but because of the kids themselves.

That’s sort of an unfair pick, because Dachshunds are better than people.

My one and only. P.S. Happy Pride!