I firmly believe Jen is really her character from “Juno” (especially latter end of the movie), and I fucking love that character (she’s a fierce, kind, shady basic) and want her to be my friend.

Kattan

*scribbles notes furiously*

I actually find Christina’s voice incredibly grating, especially as she aged and, to my ear, pushed and overused her voice. Whatever control she used to have seems long gone. If anything I think she’s benefited from the “novelty” in the same way that Adele has - though to be fair I think Adele’s fame piggybacked off…

I have to disagree. I would say Christina’s voice is far more original than Adele’s, and Christina also has better control over her voice (even if she does use that control for insufferable riffs). Adele’s voice is unique for a white woman, but black women have had voices like hers long before her, currently, and will…

If Wisdom and Intelligence were the same thing, they wouldn’t be separate stats on my D&D character sheet!

Every Instagram personality likes to think they’re an “old soul” in a young, nubile body. Every time I hear that “old soul” nonsense, it makes me want to punch a kitten. You know how you get to be an “old soul”? By earning it and getting old.

Friend, you can do better.

Thank you, Amy, for wearing normal fucking clothes to the gym. Remember when you used to just wear, like, pants or shorts and a sweaty t? Not an ensemble?

You know, saying I’m petty for being irritated by his Twitter presence this week (and in general) is fair enough. But brushing off the Amy Winehouse corpse as “Dead celebrities are a thing at Halloween” is a little weird to me?

Agreed! I feel like he might be one of those people who don’t understand you can have a thought and not share it with everyone.

I really like what Rachel had to say about the whole thing and that she wasn’t afraid to call him out for being out of touch.

Serious question: why do people follow “influencers” on instagram? I have instagram, I follow my friends, some museums and some accounts by people who share my hobbies (embroidery and botany). Why would I want to see some random millennial sit by a pool in designer clothes?

I predict many a Master’s theses written on this episode alone.

Yeah, he’s in the same category for me as Bill Murray - the “Celebs That People Love But Are Actual Dickweeds In Real Life And I Can’t Understand Why Folks Like Them” category. Or, to make things easier, CTPLBAADIRLAICUWFLT.

Amy Schumer and her chef husband, What’s His Name, made their red carpet debut. - And boy do they looked thrilled in that photo! Yikes.