There’s also an ambiguous mention of how Will doesn’t like girls, with no further explanation

If he had ended up on teh cowboys and Emmitt was on the lions Barry would have had 25k yards rushing and emmitt would have been a night manager at a bowling alley after 3 years in the league.

“Luke and Vader did not have an epic fight in Empire”

You joke, but it is kind of incredible to me that Lebron doesn’t have enough juice with Nike to make this happen.

Trying to shame her for these things is ludicrous.

I’m not a big Barstool guy and always prefer to read Deadspin, but...

sir this is a bagel boss

I am now. I feel way better. I’m ready to face my day with a smile on my face and a rainbow in my heart.

This sizzling hot take brought to you by someone who’s never had a smug little teenage shit disrespect him in his own home. I’ve banned one of my son’s friends from my house for a year for lying to my face about washing his hands after he used the bathroom (I can hear the bathroom sink from the kitchen you little…

The ability to waste a ship by sacrificing it in a longshot, short-range, inaccurate kamikaze attack while the enemy is distracted does not ruin anything. We can do this in real life by planting bombs on a battleship. But we don’t do that, we use guns and bombs and missiles, because it’s not a viable tactic except in…

Regarding his comment “You obviously have a concern, especially now—and it’s a growing concern—where you don’t want to [make a female-led film as a male director], because you’d feel like an imposter. I certainly respond to that”, isn’t that the reasoning for hiring women directors for films like Wonder Woman and…

If my co workers were in a salary litigation I wouldn’t comment either. Also, did you consider your status as a blogger for Deadspin probably doesn’t warrant a response?

Sorry Deadspin, but in the US soccer world, ur only slightly better than TMZ.

“Score all the goals you can but maybe don’t celebrate like crazy when you’re up double digits” just seems like such a reasonable and common-sense take. The fact that it’s getting so much push-back is absolutely wild to me.

It’s the most thin-skinned overreaction to the slightest criticism. “Hey, maybe tone down the celebrations when you’re up 10-0.”

I agree with you on almost every single one, but I will die on Nicolas Cage hill....

i love him he’s great at screaming

I’M JUST HERE TO SAY YOU’RE WRONG ABOUT NIC CAGE.

Under The Skin, Obvious Child, Ex Machina, The VVitch, Moonlight, Room, Hereditary (which I loved but you called him an edgelord for some reason (I don’t think you know what edgelord means)), Eighth Grade, Lean On Pete, Lady Bird, Green Room, The Lobster are all great and certainly more than 3. A lot of those are even…

good. now add some more authentic milennial gibberish... my try-hard bae fleeks swag to edgelord bruhs!!