I hear you. I launch it every other week, play a few matches and remember what a bore it is after a few minutes.

Check out more recent, live footage with drummer Aaron Gillespie. Now that, is flawless.

Oh, you don't even bro!

Or, get a Firewire Timbertek board that will actually perform well for a fraction of the cost.

It depends on the individual. I wear a Nixon 51-30, all metal and super heavy — I surf, drum and play all sorts of sports with it and most of the time hardly know it's there...

Old people eyes just cringed.

Apparently, it's not for you.

just keister them bro

The strap does not come with the bundled kit. It's a separate $5-10.00.

Already happened a year ago...

You're hired!

I'd like this as a screensaver. Kthxbai.

Hi, Mom!

It's really not that hard.

Who wants to build a product around old farts?!

MockRumors has some legitimate images: