Wow, that’s a pretty detailed response to something that, in all likelihood, didn’t actually happen.   :-)

You got to admit, this soldier is single handedly increasing the crime rates in the greater San Diego area.

Women in videogames have no choice, because they’re fictional characters that have as much agency as their writers/creators/the script gives them.

Emmitt Smith: So that’s why they call it an “oldbitchuary.”

I am not defending her ya dingus. I’m just suggesting a reason why she was (completely and totally unjustifiably) upset enough to throw poo at a barista.

A baby shit in the pool at my local Y. That bitch was closed for two days. They have to burn this spot to the ground.

Where does she think she is? A fucking Applebees??

They’re not wrong.

Fact: You can rearrange TIM HORTON’S to spell Shit T. Moron.

My guess is they wouldn’t let her use the bathroom because she didn’t buy anything?

“Horton, Here’s a Poo!”

Seriously can we just rocket them all to another planet?

So, dropping $600,000 to make $140,000 is what Cardi B considers making a money move?

I don’t understand, you guys are lamenting how AC has suffered b/c of the media cycle, but no one is covering it and you “might try to take another dive,” if you get around to it. If you think it’s worth discussing, why don’t you cover it? By “you cover it” I mean AV Club collectively, not you personally.

The appeal of Netflix is binge watching, dummy.

It’s dreadful.

Fuck that. You stop watching them all at once.

“Damn it, Philly we better than this.”

#IWill never get involved in Facebook activism or hashtagging.

Show it to your boss and get his or her input.