I have determined that you are Rick Ross. Nice try.

True love.

Probably the Bellagio.

I want to hug you, fartsguy. Will you let me hug you?

I knew the answer before I even read the article. Freedom.

That's why we have Miller High Life

We have been Columbused once a-gain.

That's not the point. The SC has just established that corporations have legally-protected religious beliefs.

Which still is fucked up, because instead of saying that religious beliefs of a company trump the medical needs of their employees, they're saying that only women's access to contraceptives are less important. So no one wins in any situation.

They narrowed the decision to ONLY the contraception question, to avoid all those pesky worries and questions about not covering blood transfusions, vaccines, etc.

So, we only have to beat Germany to avoid a tough opponent? That's it!?

Officer: "The fine will be in the mail"

"Hey, guys, does anyone have some Fred Durst handy? Without it, this video might break YouTube with its awesomeness. I need to take it from an 11 to about a 6."

You feel bad for a guy who once jerked off in front of a reporter? Please explain how his accusers are full of shit.

Wait a minute. The news crew shows their video to the police and the police take action based off what they saw in the video. But this bicyclists shows his video to the police of a guy breaking the law by driving on pedestrian/bike path and police just say "sorry we can't help"

Until the Muslim in Chief is succesfully IMPEACHED and THROWN IN JAIL for his HIGH CRIMES and MISDERMEANERS against FREEDOM LOVING AMERUCICANS EVERYWHERE!

Straight pipes save lives.