It wasn’t nearly enough, it’s true.

His asshole cousin Rami probably owns all the best cars.

He’s hiding out in Iran or Lebanon right now. He’s such a fucking coward.

How about both?

That kind of talk is usually awful but might be okay with something like this. The strikes were a lot more limited than many of us hoped and than Assad feared (his loyalists were literally dancing in the streets celebrating their “victory” over the US after Syrian state TV claimed most of America’s missiles had been…

part of the reason the entire civil war in Syria started was because Assad was not willing to pursue any solution that didn’t involve him having total power to do whatever he wanted to anyone he wanted

It wasn’t enough, and it should have been done sooner.

Among the targets have been the Mezzeh air base and the euphemistically named Center for Scientific Research (funny thing to call a place where they make chemical weapons) in Barzeh.

Aw yeah, it’s happening now.

There have been a bunch of tweets and Fakebook posts about Syrians eagerly awaiting US strikes on Assad and being frustrated by the delay. This is a take-off on those, showing what things are like now in Qardaha, the Assad family’s hometown and a loyalist stronghold. Part of the joke is the similarity between قرداحة‎…

Assad couldn’t drive Jaysh al-Islam out of Douma. Despite his assault there, they still had thousands of fighters tearing up his ground forces.

The people of Syria deserve better than this faux white knight coming to their aid only to tell them to go to hell when the time actually comes.

by bombing Syria,

Okay, so I have to say something about this:

Just as a heads up: that guy is a troll who spouts Russia Today propaganda.

Another favorite line of mine from a Mr. Show tune: “And when he came back, he never came back.”

I knew someone would beat me to it.

White chocolate genocide.

Don’t do this.

Oz isn’t the least bit ignorant about Syria. If you’re on Twitter, I’d recommend following him. You can enjoy the hilarity of people accusing him of being a jihadist on a daily basis because of his name, despite his open support of LGBT causes.