Dear racist troll: please stop writing shit to me then dismissing my responses. I’ll be automatically dismissing anything you say to me in the future, since you can’t have an actual conversation anyway. Take your hatred of Arabs somewhere else (a Kuwaiti girl lied once, therefore all Syrians are liars too? WTF?).

Dear racist troll, since you dismissed my last response to you, I’m going ahead and dismissing your bullshit that I responded to.

I’d share footage of Syrian kids dying after Bashar al-Zirafe (yet another thing we call him), but garbage like you masturbate to images of Syrian suffering and I don’t want to give you that satisfaction. So toz feek ya sharmout wa l3anat allah 3la bashar al-ja7sh w kul ansaru.

This is a question only ever asked by people who don’t know what a monster Bashar al-Wa7sh (the Assads’ original and much more fitting family name) is.

An orangutan has more brains and charm.

It didn’t last, anyway. The regime carried out airstrikes and shelled homes around Idlib.

On the bright side, though:

It’s a shame Ironghazi has killed his Twitter account (I don’t know why), because the thread in response to that image was absolutely hilarious. It went on for years, and he kept up the act the whole time.

Hillary isn’t the one who called Libyan people صراصير and جرذان and threatened to go بيت بيت , door to door, exterminating them.

I noticed. Shame there aren’t upper- and lower-case letters in Arabic...

Bashar Al-hitler

When you’re the biggest country in the world, it can be easy to get the tiny ones mixed up.

By, one hopes, destroying the regime’s ability to continue dropping CWs on people. And napalm. And white phosphorus. And barrel bombs.

Assad’s palace:

John McCain once called Russia “a mafia gas station masquerading as a country,” so a photo of gas pumps with some mobsters photoshopped in might suffice. 

Considering how long Assad has been a dog of the mullahs, it kind of works. They could also have used a map of Russia....

I can’t read it without disabling my ad blocker, which isn’t something I’m going to do for Salon.

Her ‘hawkishness’ didn’t create Syrian refugees.

Haftar?

“the person responsible for the mess in Libya”