I bet Halwani Bros. could make some really tasty fig and date Pop Tarts.

He only uses organic gluten-free artisanal petroleum pumped from Jill Stein’s chakras, not your disgusting mainstream death oil.chakras

In Saudi Canadia they sell this in bags:

Say hello to the Committee for the Promotion of Virtue and the Prevention of Vice. 

He finally found a lefty he can love, though: he just had total shithead Max Blumenthal on to talk about the Democrats’ “hysteria” over Russia, a topic on which this supposed leftist defends Trump (as do a number of other Bernie Bro types). Max and Fucker Carlson also agree when it comes to how dreamy and wonderful…

DO NOT LET THE GYPSIES STEAL OUR PRECIOUS CULTURE FART NOISES

Try telling a group of Persians and Arabs that they’re very close in genetic origin. You’re gonna have a fight on your hands, my friend.

I want a movie in which Syrian Steve Jobs is portrayed by German Michael Fassbender and German Steve Jobs is portrayed by Egyptian Rami Malek... and they fight to the death. And it’s for the amusement of an Indian Bill Gates, portrayed by Emma Stone.

Or Michigan: Michigan official stands by call for killing of all Muslims.

Focus on the Family Guy

I think her head is generally just filled with buzzing sounds and bright lights.

So our military and intelligence agencies are now serving Assad?

I hate Assad because HE is waging war on my people, but you call ME a warmonger? Let him kill a few of your relatives and then tell me how great that goddamn devil is.

He added something about Tucker Carlson doing better.

Cronkite would never have written bullshit Assadist propaganda. Get the fuck out of here.

In their defense, those photos are very accurate representations of what the African continent looks like. 

I’m just identifying a marble table.

I have no idea wyh so many people spell it “woah.” Wereh on Earth did that spelling come from? Wath are these people thinking?

I just tried to find a Young Ones gif of Neil saying “What do you know about the beans?” but I couldn’t, so here’s this Neil gif instead:

You could transliterate it several ways. It’s علاء الدين , which would “technically” be Ala’ al-Deen. (The ‘ represents the hamza, a glottal stop.) Because of Arabic pronunciation rules, al-deen is actually pronounced ad-deen (or ud-deen or ed-deen, depending on dialect and how fast someone is talking), so Ala’…