That box had it coming.

Some of the most highly regarded and expensive wines in the world are dessert wines. People in coach aren’t drinking Château d’Yquem, that’s for sure.

Also:

FUCK REPTILES.

And he’s heard that Georgia has good peaches, and maybe he can visit where Gone with the Wind was shot.

the United States and Russia have reached a ceasefire agreement on Syria.

Oh and by the way, I’m not white.

American boots on the face of Mars

Let’s hope it isn’t derailed by controversy over the presence of Linda Sarsour.

I’ve never cared for translating the Sham in their name as Levant. The word does mean that, but it also means Syria specifically or even Damascus even more specifically, depending on context. Before they added that second S (well, shin), they were the Islamic State of Iraq. The Sham was added to reflect their…

Daesh is better because it’s insulting.

Are you saying that since the artifacts came from Iraq they came from terrorists?

The South Asian accent, a marker of difference, is only humorous under the white gaze

The one time I was groped over there the guy responded to my anger with “But you’re American, American girls are sluts!”

These people are totally going to Make America Great Again even though they don’t have the first fucking clue how America got made in the first place.

I celebrated by enjoying tweets from Trump cultists furious at the Declaration of Independence.

YOU LOST GET OVER IT #MAGA

Here’s one unfortunately famous person celebrating by, uh, wandering around all confused and shit.

It’s mostly because she speaks highly of it. They’re not exactly thrilled that she’s Israeli to begin with, of course, but I don’t know that that alone would cause them to ban the film, at least in Qatar and Tunisia. 

That’s not how it works. Terrorist attacks are a class of crime defined more by motive than by the specific act. People can commit the same criminal act for all kinds of reasons.