You’re not the only one:

A COTTONMOUTH INVADED MY SUNROOM.

Those photos must be from Tartus. You can’t dress like that in Idlib!

TAKE THAT, ISIS!!

I think this might be our first Black mass shooter.

Sandy Hook was a false flag

‘ISIS is on our shores.’

I’ve run into that in court, too, though not as a jury member. We had to use a court-appointed Arabic translator when a family member was being threatened with deportation (thanks to a paperwork mix-up), and it was a little tricky at times because he was Sudanese. A terrific dude, but his dialect is different from the…

he does not participate in dances

Which shows how little research Trump does (none at all, ever, about anything), since the man he’s talking to is gay. He’s Ireland’s first openly gay Prime Minister, something you’d think one of Trump’s handlers would have told him—but then the whole White House is a world-endangering circus of confused idiots, so...

“She has a nice smile on her face. So I bet she treats you well.”

“Hey, baby, if you think my head and neck look like a wrinkled near-dead turtle, wait’ll you see what I got downstairs.”

My favorite response to this story, from a Democratic Representative in Virginia:

I was right. See how right I was? YOU NEED JESUS. Look at all this nastiness you’ve written, you bung truffle.

You’re never going to get into Paradise with that attitude. If you’re a hater, God says “see ya later!” In a dismissive way, I mean, not in the sense that he’ll actually be seeing you later. Because he won’t. God hates hate, you fucking jackass.

I’m ordering you this book, you big, fat idiot. It will make you a better person, guaranteed.

God is love, dumbass. You better get on board the Salvation Train before it’s too late.

You better get right with God, idiot.

Let Jesus into your heart, poor child.