You need Jesus.

Maybe Daraa, where the regime’s taken some losses recently (as has ISIS; rebels there are fighting both) and is mercilessly punishing the populace for it. Assad fucking hates Daraa.

This was an enormously popular claim with the likes of Glenn Greenwald, too. I don’t think the Dowds and Greenwalds of the world feel shame, though, so they show no signs of regretting their bullshit.

It’s not at all hard to believe that Assad is indeed planning to use sarin again—sometimes the regime itself hints at it publicly.

And she’s not alone. I know a number of young people who want to go into architecture, engineering, and the like specifically to help rebuild the country someday. Wanting to create rather than destroy—this is an alien way of thinking to the Assad regime.

It’s gray in America and grey in England.

Eid mubarak wa kul ‘am wa inta (wa okhtik) bi khayr.

There is no understanding the vagaries of fate. I was “black” on Gawker (and am somehow black on Lifehacker, where I comment maybe once a year), comment here very frequently, and have had an ungrayed commenter ask for me to be ungrayed (and she gave several reasons to ungray me, and a bunch of people starred her…

I’m glad someone has at least been trying to free Austin Tice from the Assad regime. God, Pompeo tried to deal with Ali Mamlouk, a monster with no regard for human life.

The Reverse Iron Fist is my favorite sex move.

My favorite thing about Pizzagate is the claim that this child sex ring is run out of Comet Ping Pong’s basement. COMET PING PONG DOESN’T HAVE A BASEMENT.

I saw a video last week of a guy spinning one he’d taped razor blades to. It was pretty cool.

Uh huh.

Seriously? Because I see crap like this regularly:

This doesn’t make sense. Cosby’s an expert in not being convicted of sex crimes, not not being charged with them.

It was just plain awful of you to claim that every single Chinese person eats dogs.

Something nice:

I’d read earlier today that someone had set the roadside collection of flowers, etc., in her memory afire.

Since I prefer my jeans air-dried

Great job, Georgia. Smart choice!