I can’t recall one actually happening in recent history

A follow-up:

I laughed.

There’s also the matter of all the fake medals and shit he wears. Then again:

And then there’s this:

Their economic anxiety makes them say strange things sometimes, that’s all.

That would be far preferable to Butcher al-Assad.

Yes, I read it. What I didn’t read was your response beyond the first couple of sentences. You know why? Because I am fucking sick to death of people who don’t know Syria responding to actual goddamn Syrians with ‘Nuh uh, you’re wrong!’ I see it all the time, and it makes me ever angrier, day after day. I have to…

It’s too bad Sudan’s Omar al-Bashir didn’t attend, else he could perhaps get a medal too. 

I meant to specify that I was talking about visiting dignitaries but overlooked it.

This is the most important hair-related story of the day, if you ask me:

That medal is quite the honor, too. Trump’s in great company now.

Especially when he sees this:

I also feel like there were no good options for Ivanka and Melania on the headscarf issue.

Get some Arab moms to welcome him.

Good times.

Fox is pretending it didn’t happen.

Oh, Bannon’s just fine right now.

Trump’s hypocrisy here and the responses from his idiot fanbase are both hilarious.