I started reading that article. You really want me to take seriously an article that says shit like this?

Aw. I was so looking forward to seeing him try to eat a rice dish with his tiny little fingers. You just know he’d mess up and use his left hand and horrify everyone.

They are a coconundrupe. 

I’m so looking forward to his upcoming visit to Saudi Arabia.

Also today, things got even more heated between the US and pro-Assad forces than I was expecting:

Good for him. Reminds me of a piece I read the other day about Kurds who wish that Westerners would stop looking for glory and attention by joining the YPG, etc., but still, best of luck to him. May he kill many Dawa’ish.

Any FSA groups that commit war crimes should meet the same fate as Assad, and so should the shitheads of groups like Jaish al-Islam.

I support a free Syria in which Kurds are full citizens with the same rights and opportunities as everyone else, which has never been the case under the Assad regime. I want a day when Kurds are no longer called اجانب and مكتومين by the government of their country. Syrian Kurds, I mean—these PKK goons literally are…

You’re lumping all Kurds in with the PKK, which is absolute nonsense and frankly racist. NOT ALL KURDS ARE THE SAME. Why do I keep having to explain that to people in the West?

The average American has only a shallow understanding, at best, of what’s happening in Syria, in my experience. The MSM doesn’t do a very good job of covering Syria.

You beat me to it. I just saw this one:

I know dumb lefties like the PKK because they’re a bunch of commies and all that crap, but yes, I have an agenda against terrorism and racism, so to hell with the PKK and its agenda in Syria.

And yet, as we’re directed towards Syria we’re not supposed to notice Saudi war crimes in Yemen.

I have just lost all respect for the heretofore noble title of Playmate of the Year.

US policy in Syria is such a jumbled, insane mess that he might not even know how many boots are on the ground there.

For anyone who saw this news today and wondered whether it’s credible, let me say that not only is it credible but also not the least bit surprising:

Speaking of how preposterously dumb Trump is:

They also give him, among other things, fake magazine covers:

A reminder that while Russia and the US both condemn ISIS, they are on opposing sides in the Syrian civil war, in which Russia supports President Bashar al-Assad.