supervillainphd
Supervillainphd
supervillainphd

The correct take. If Snake wins over Gorgon then this entire world is worthless.

Gingerbread will being going against nymph so I think it’s a goner.

Leprechauns would have some bomb green and gold palettes and glittery make up.

It says a lot to me that the majority of people upset by this seem more concerned with the possibility of losing money through loss of revenues than any social concerns. I’m done with Youtube.

I used to date a guy who would go on about what a great mother I’d be to his kids, and I always responded that I’m sure he’d be an entertaining clown for the 2-4 hours a month he’d pay attention to those kids.

I wouldn’t want to have kids with someone who surprises me by being a good father. I’d want to assume ahead of time that they’d be a good father. Having a kid and then going “oh wow you’re actually good at this?” Is weird to me. Although I don’t have millions of dollars to support childcare care if the dad slacked off.

Party like it’s 1989

There’s also, I think, the penchant for teenage girls who get pregnant to insist that it was the first and only time they had sex (even if it actually wasn’t) as a way of heading off judgments about their character. This is a particularly common phenomenon with girls who come from families that skew

I don’t know if this was a book or tv scene (or just my fevered imagination) but I remember Jon was very wary about boning with Ygritte because he didn’t want to leave her with child (wanting to avoid an unwanted bastard situation that he grew up in) except Ygritte was all “the fuck is wrong with southerners if we

LOOK AT THOSE OTHER COPS STANDING THERE. I want everyone to remember that every time people start talking about how cops that do things like this are just “a few bad apples.” Remember that the rest of that saying is “ruin the whole bunch.” They stood there and did nothing, just like the cops who were on those planted

We’re supposed to be fragile, we’re supposed to be needy, we’re supposed to never know our own beauty or value ourselves for our accomplishments or character traits or body, but be always humble. And then when a woman takes it too far, is too fragile, is too needy, hates herself too much, she’s hysterical and society

LW3: do we have the same mom?

I had an evangelical* try to convert me. Told him I was a (not very good) Catholic and he was like, “eh, too much effort. You’re beyond saving” and tried for my aethiest roommate instead.

“God’s got this.”

It is super feminist, but she actually does care about having kids, and she is in a romantic relationship... that’s sort of a main plot point? She wants to have kids someday and no-really-I’m-American Dr Grant, who is her partner, is kinda ehhhh but his character arc in the film warms him up to the idea.

Jurassic Park is SUPER feminist: here you have this woman scientist, but she doesn’t care about having kids, or being in a romantic relationship, and the fact that she doesn’t care about having kids or being in a romantic relationship (despite Jeff Goldblum’s best attempts) isn’t even a big deal! It just IS. No one

How about having to stand in line to get a wristband that allowed you to then stand in line for a ticket?

May I present, this map:

What he’s missing is that it doesn’t have to be Wonder Woman OR Sarah Connor— we can have BOTH. They’re completely different women, because there isn’t just one type of woman, and the idea that we can only have one archetype of feminist icon is fucking stupid.

I’m reasonably sure that Donald doesn’t know anything without John Kelly’s help. Now if anyone can wrestle the goddamn phone out of Trump’s hands so he can’t tweet anymore THAT would be an accomplishment.