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Supervillainphd
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“He’s never been involved,”

“...she does not receive compensation for products she mentions.”

When a young guy rapes someone he ‘was just being a kid’ and ‘it shouldn’t ruin his life’ because kids are young and dumb, but when a young girl falls prey to a predatory rich and famous pedophile, she ‘should have known better’ and she clearly made a well-reasoned ‘decision’.

The expression “blood is thicker than water” originally meant that the bond between comrades is stronger than family, as in bathing in the blood of your enemies is a pretty powerful bonding experience, and it has been bastardized into meaning the exact opposite.

Unsolicited advice from someone who survived a very necessary estrangement from her own mother: beware of anyone who attempts to convince you that you should be able to look past this. I wish someone had told me 20 years ago that “blood is not thicker than safety.” Thank you and good luck.

Wait. WAIT. Good Omens on Amazon starring DAVID MOTHERFUCKING TENNANT AS CROWLEY? I had no idea this was remotely on the horizon. I am ready.

My dog whistle broke and now everyone can hear it!

Yes. YES. If you voted for Trump for “economic” or “pro-life” reasons or some bullshit like that, you voted for racist policies, period. You don’t care what happens to people who are directly affected by racism, so you are supporting it.

Listen y’all, the most important advice on here is that if you craft you need that JoAnn’s app. The coupons are off the chain and I don’t buy anything full price at that bitch no mo’!

My version of “Justice for Laura Dern” is bringing her back to the Jurassic Park franchise where she slaps the shit out of everyone currently involved (hell, drag Treverrow on screen just for the occasion) and screams, “ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME WITH THIS BULLSHIT?! I’VE GONE TOE-TO-TOE WITH RAPTORS — SHUT IT GRADY!

Wow call me too invested in it or whatever but I actually fucking HATE Amber’s post. If you’re not going to commit to putting the prongs in your hair you don’t deserve to share a diptych with Ariel you HACK.

Pfft. Everyone knows Jack the Ripper was really Prince Albert in disguise as HH Holmes.

my my my MY MY MY MY

Agreed. Camilla will 100% be Queen, assuming that Charles does eventually inherit the crown while she’s still alive/married to him. Kate will also be Queen. Howee

One of the details I really appreciated in Spider-Man 2 was that any time Ock picked up something super-heavy, two of his tentacles would be planted on the ground so his real legs wouldn’t get crushed or his body rip itself apart.

When the most off putting thing in a scene that includes Ramsy Bolton in it is the animation of your hair, you know you are in deep deep shit.

I was just thinking the other day - anti-vaxxers are saying rates of autism are skyrocketing, while people who are actually autistic insist that diagnosis is just better now.

And she got her ass handed to her by J.K. Rowling earlier this week.

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