I’m also disgusted by the assumption everyone involved takes of well, he threw them out. That’s it and sex without birth control is inevitable. Like she can’t leave him, refuse him, get a refill on the prescription, or whatever. Oh, no, the man threw them out and there’s no other options.

Yeah let me tell you. It takes a lot of manipulation to get a person to the point where a dude can throw away all her birth control pills while a friend films it and then she can have his baby. Just based on this interview, he’s been pushing her boundaries and testing her limits since they first starting dated.…

So, the prolifers are all over this, right? Like, marching in the streets and the like? /s

Katie Holmes said something similar when she started dating Tom Cruise. I’m paraphrasing but it was something like, “I can practice Catholicism and Scientology at the same time. Both religions are welcoming!”

Somehow, Jada Pinkett-Smith’s statement is actually more insufferable. She’s trying on religions to seem worldly and open/accepting.

Um...I’m an agnostic/atheistish kinda person and I think most religions sound a little nutty when you really think about what its followers believe (virgin birth, son of god being basically a zombie, etc.)...but the fact that she put Scientology in the list with those others is all the confirmation I need that she’s…

Bullshit. Have you heard the way those wankers pronounce aluminium?

Sorry, the formula worked back then because people weren’t concerned about PC.

So here’s how you know you haven’t had enough coffee and are a little stressed this morning.

“a deaf technician who works there”

Tea makes people poop, too. I’ve read more than one story by Rohintin Mistry where he mentioned characters drinking tea to move things along. And my experience confirms it.

Once I was in the loo at the airport and I farted. A woman in another stall said loudly, “That’s disgusting! Who did that?”. I laughed so hard that I farted again and she declared, “I do not have to listen to this!” and stormed out.

I went into the multi-stall bathroom to poop one day at my former employer, lo and behold the CEO was at the sink applying her makeup. I didn’t want to panic and run out like a freak, so I just sat on the pot in silence until she got the hint and began running the faucet. God bless that woman. She’s the real MVP.

A more fitting punishment is to tell them they are getting 5 years probation and then jail them for a year. That would be a great reaction vid.

At this point, I’m offended by the concept of “Free Melania”. Not just from the standpoint of her having promulgated the birther theory on The View, but that bitch has never been free—she had a price tag on her ass from the start.

So not only does Tamblyn’s description of the encounter ring true, she follows/juxtaposes it with this;

I have some. A long time ago I went to stay at the North Vegas Hilton so I could experience The Star Trek Experience. It was awesome. My friends weren’t as into it as me though so one night they turned in and at about 3 a.m., I went downstairs to gamble at one of the casinos (which had a warp core in it! And one of…

My husband used to say he was so irritatingly friendly “because everyone is a potential juror.”