Guy from Wisconsin here which is pretty much our state drink. First of all, simple syrup?? It’s called a sugar cube and you muddle the orange and cherries typically along with the splash of bitters at the same time. Also, where’s the soda? I’m a sour fan (like Squirt) or sweet (7up). This is not an Old Fashioned…

+1 for GIF usage. Also every European I know always throws it in neutral every chance they get. Even driving an automatic.

Um. You mean 4 extra ports?

Um. You mean 4 extra ports?