The problem is, by saying you only feel sympathy for their children and not for these women stuck doing something they regretted, you're ensuring that women will continue to feel ashamed for having these feelings and they won't speak about this frankly to people close to them or anyone else, and will keep these…

I'm dying here

What you're showing is that they'll message women younger than them—50 year old men will message 40 year old women., not 50-year-old women. A 10-year difference is not "close in age." And it shows that many of those guys won't even consider a woman who is exactly their age.

Stereotype = wishfully perpetuated by old guys who're desperate to convince the 20-year-olds that all women like older men.

Who the fuck are these creepy-ass dudes?

The mere THOUGHT of dating a 22 year old annoys me.

I had not understood the unquenched thirst for men's butts until today, Mark. But now that I see this need, I will begin casting immediately.

KELLY, WHEN ARE THE DUDE BUTTS COMING? PEOPLE ARE STRAIGHT FLIPPING OUT!

I wrote this glorious butt article for Refinery29, and I am sorry if you sorely felt the absence of boy bottoms. As I mentioned, I do cherish all butts — men's butts included! The recent media coverage of "the official era of the big booty" has centered around women's behinds, so that's why we went with women.…

Dat ass!

Would you be interested in celebrating men's butts in the comments? You are free to share some! But it doesn't have to be about that!

The cutest butt.

No! We should celebrate all butts! Man butts are some of my favorite kinds of butts! But this is not about that right now.

Am I the only person who isn't that freaked out by this? Honestly, I would rather date one of these guys than one who acts like I'm infected and won't touch my crotch for 5 days out of the month.

Now I'm just picturing him as a poor man's Billy Zane in Titanic.

Seriously, any dude that uses "libations" (or even worse "m'lady") who is not dressed in period-accurate reproduction clothing needs to be drawn and quartered. The Queen has so ordered.

I would be remiss if I did not point out how amazing this guy is for being such a good wingman for his fish. You don't want to date him? Fine. He's got 23 fish to introduce to you. They are tropical as fuck and ready to mingle. No hard feelings.

What's your point? White women being raped is more important than black women being raped?