That would be great — if he is genuinely repentant and regrets his former actions. The best way to get public cred for that would be to own up to his shit. "Yes, I am convicted and I've served my time and made amends with victim and turned over a new leaf, new person, etc. etc. etc." I just think getting all butt hurt…

Wait, wasn't she yelling "no"? That doesn't sound at all like the enthusiastic consent debate we're having. If a woman is yelling "no," there is not any ambiguity and I'm pretty sure it wasn't up for debate in 1992, anymore than it is now.

Other things that started with/by John Mayer:

But now that he's an ex for both of them, shouldn't they bond over their mutual hatred of him? Fighting over him now is an odd move. This is not how Lifetime Movies prepared me for life.

Because of fucking course it started with John Mayer.

Dammit, now I REALLY wish I'd used "buttholed."

Yes, but I'll be fucked if I'm going to give that organization ANY credit after the way they completely botched this situation.

I love the header you filed this story under.

I would caution against using a jersey as Hersh's suggests unless you have plumber on call.

Robyn is too busy dancing her ass off to give a shit.

I'm on team Lorde, Robyn, or Adele.

DONT HATE. IF I COULD I WOULD ONLY EVER WEAR COSTUMES. INCLUDING TO BED

There's "I Wish You Would," about an ex who bought a house two blocks from hers (whom she implies was Styles).

Hey, Taylor Swift stan. It's a joke! I like Taylor a lot. I think it's cute she and her bestie look alike sometimes. They look similar. It's not INTENTIONAL so chill.

ETA: And Karlie Kloss is a talented superstar model. Not a nobody (whatever that is). If Taylor likes her, I think her fans can like her too.

Oof, yeah. The C word is just about one step below the N word here. It's extremely harsh and considered very misogynistic. That's gotta be awkward, to have that accidentally slip out in casual conversation. I would be exceptionally careful about accidentally using it to refer to any female people.

But there also wasn't any evidence he was heterosexual - it's not like they had him talk about an ex-girlfriend and then she pulled a bait-and-switch. The reason it seems surprising is because in general our society assumes heterosexuality - unless you 'prove' you're gay everyone is going to think you're straight.

In what possible way is "enjoy your billion dollars" a burn? I assume it's a pretty terrific thing to have. Like, even if the beginning of his comment was the most horrific and on-target insult ending it with that would make me be all "You know, I will enjoy my enormous fortune".

I'll admit I never thought Dumbledore was gay, but then again I never considered the sexuality/relationship status of any of the characters unless a relationship was mentioned.

It's almost as if gay people can be gay without it being a huge defining trait in their personality and/or storyline.

i would honestly like myself so much more if i was a dinosaur made out of old underwear and starch.