Try to ketchup.

What? That’s just flat out wrong, my dude.

Who, the actor?

The definition of semi-automatic is the ability for the gun to self load a round in a chamber. You obviously have zero clue what you are talking about when it comes to gun and need to stop making yourself look like a fool.

This was a really solid parody troll. 10/10.

Ken Patera was a wrestler you fucking moron.

Let’s remember some incredibly bad takes.

While I’ve tried to be open minded about the investigation (easier said than done since, like many others, I loathe the Patriots) I’ve had trouble believing Brady. After the AFC Championship game, he said with a straight face that he was going up against a great defense that game. Look, no one has ever thought that…

Nope. Bostonians deny the existence of the pats cheating like they deny the existence of the letter R

I also disagree with yesterdays narrative surrounding my cellphone.

I mean, I know Gooddell is a jackwagon, but does anyone outside of Boston actually believe that the balls were not doctored?

Self-serving nonsense from a liar and a cheat. Brady’s statements should be treated with the same derision as Goodell’s. Goodell is not a tyrant for attempting to police on-field misconduct. That’s basically the only kind of misconduct he can properly investigate and punish.

This. A million times, this.

Okay, I’m now seeing your second post here. I do agree that a lot of progressives as well as conservatives are both conformists in their own weird ways. Apparently, being different and thinking for yourself are like horrific to both sides. I identify as a progressive, but I’ll be honest in that I can’t stand a lot of…

I am talking about people who identify as progressives that would read something like this and try to change their personality to be a little more empathetic because hey I read this article today and it seems that we should all be a little more this way. I am not talking about politicians as they are not real people.…

“Come to do good, stay to do well”

You know what’s more terrible than the police not taking this case seriously?

this is the most cogent commentary on GSAW i’ve seen on jezebel in quite a while.