third child: lemme finish this margarita, then I’ll fish him out of the pool.

It’s pretty funny he essentially has not improved at all since high school. Can relate

Lemme lay some facts on you: the cap number this year for CAR kicker/punter/ and long-snapper ($7.6m.) is greater than the combined cap number for the four DBs listed as starters ($7.1m.). This has to be an NFL first. The cap number for the Kalil Bros. ($11.5m.) is likely to mirror their combined starts, figure five…

The only thing the Rams have on the Chargers are bad owners. At least Kroenke is an evil fuck with a plan that people fear. Spanos is an evil fuck desperate for respect that everyone laughs at. Kroenke is Tywin Lannister and Spanos is Walder Frey.

She obviously likes a guy who can split the uprights. Duh.

Greene County Jail - 1 star, would not return!

I love it when a scrappy, heady, overachiever shows the grit to take it to a flashy, athletic, instinctive gloryboy.

Seated right next to Adams on the dais was NFL commissioner Roger Goodell, who offered no noticeable reaction.

I’m sure most of this will go wasted on 90% of the people who may read it, but I have a rather unique perspective, as I was there that day and knew him personally... and when I say “there that day” I don’t mean simply in Iraq somewhere in the vicinity of Fallujah, but actually in the house he was killed in as it…

I’d rather have 9,000 $1 bottles of booze.

Let’s give the ump some credit for an excellent strikeout move

225-1 is ridiculous those were never the odds. By comparison you can only get about 70-1 on finding the Lochness Monster.

I’m partial to the story of when he was on the Mets and saw John Olerud wearing a helmet while playing first base and said “When I played in Toronto, there was a guy who played first base while wearing a helmet”. Olerud replied. “Rickey, that was me”

he almost certainly will never campaign for office ever again, and will be lucky to live more than another year

The first comment was your basket, the follow-up was your Iverson stepping over Lue

No one likes your comment. Sad!

Longer than David Price’s temper, shorter than Sandovar’s belt.

Brady’s never come across as the brightest bulb. Maybe he actually believes this works and is extending his career. Well that and the 8 vials of HGH he’s injected in his ass.

25 point lead. Just for the record.