What’s making Trump’s success so difficult to process isn’t that someone is playing to the natural divide in the current GOP. It’s that he should be representing one side of the party (Wall St & Chamber of Commerce), but he’s speaking more to the other side (Main St & Assembly of God). He’s the wrong candidate at the…

You do whatever you have to do to stay out of Cleveland.

That's seriously fucked up man, can’t believe anyone would stoop so fucking low. Deep Vee T-Shirts were so 2014.

This is such a punk ass move by somebody, (likely the stepdad).

Oakland is a great city in the same way the Disneyland parking lot is a great amusement park.

Tampa Bay is not a city.

Please don’t be Matt Bush, Please don’t be Matt Bush, Please don’t be Matt Bush, Please don’t be Matt Bush, Please don’t be Matt Bush.

That guy is clearly just trying to get a helicopter.

When asked, Michael Jordan initially had no comment, but then finally added, “Hey, homophobic bigots wear sneakers too.”

I think the referee has to give him a yellow in this situation. Clearly his hands are apartheid.

I hope you guys put 115 million on them to win.

When they cut to Peyton sitting in the locker room as the representative of the Colts’ Super Bowl victory, he was drinking a Gatorade in front of a pallet of Gatorades. Papa John was also one of the first people whose hands he shook as the game was ending. He is very, very good at this.

Pretty disgusting that Manning would use this opportunity to shill for Budweiser. Especially when he owes this win to Miller.

Free Agents: We’ll live anywhere they pay us to live.

In all fairness to Thompson, he thought the depth at running back was going to be the best in the league given Eddie Lacy came to camp twice the man he used to be.

For those who didn’t see the game, let me summarize Chris Collinsworth’s commentary:

THE OVERTIME COIN DIDN’T FLIP!!! I don’t even...what the fuck is happening?!?!

Thanks, Blair.

Chris Kluwe is running around his house like he won the Super Bowl.

That was the saddest game in NFL history.