Who would have thought that Verne Lundquist would still be shining the brightest of everyone in Happy Gilmore?

Bortles = 30 TD passes this year

“I hate this guy’s game.”

Look how fucking fast he gets that shot off! They don’t have time to hit him.

Here’s some numbers.

This is still my favorite. Followed by “...Fucking Julius!”

If I’m Urban Meyer, I fake a heart attack and duck all responsibility for that abortion of a game plan.

I graduated at the top of my University of Phoenix class.

sorry lionel, this is a safe space for white billionaire pill poppers.

It can’t be Jacksonville v. New England, because there’s no way the Jaguars will get by the Panthers.

An AFC team vs an AFC team in the Super Bowl?

Now for a live look at the AFC South

Sorry your mongoloid QB is dying.

“Who the fuck is Matt Hasselbeck?”

Big deal. Jim Irsay doesn’t even have a kidney.

why do Bills fans insist on utilizing their partners’ pants like dead Tauntauns?

eta: the video is even better ...