superstarthecrackerfactory--disqus
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superstarthecrackerfactory--disqus

I just wish he had stopped for two goddamn seconds at the menstrual cup booth. It was the only booth that was selling something useful that would alleviate prisoner suffering. But I guess that was the point?

Excuse me. I'm just going to start screaming and never stop…..

I really hope they don't do that.

The Waif in accounting don't give a fuck.

Or a Marvin Bush.

So gross. So so gross.

Does Donna Tartt count? Because she seems to be doing okay…

Please no. I just got "Tomorrow's Child" out of my head.

Yes please.

Well I guess it worked since Dewey defeated Truman.

And how do they differ from a croppie?

Scott Adsit did the voice of the snake in her Disney fantasy. I feel like he has to come back in some form.

You forgot about Shane. He's always been a real gentleman.

Seriously. If they had Red Weddinged the Garland nomination it would have been the greatest thing ever.

I'm not 100% sure why we changed it in the first place. Because the FDR administration was a total fucking nightmare, apparently?

Oh Lord please make this happen.

Sherlock Holmes, for some reason.

I was kind of hoping to see a flashback to Don Mario, the Spanish language insult comic.

Or just lil Celine and Jesse wandering around in the background, just missing each other.

The Selma one might be a good one too. His farewell address is going to be fantastic, I'm sure.