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Or 'A Streetcar Named Desire.'

I want that fake Barbara Kruger "Chuck Lorre" print. I enjoy confusing my guests, I guess.

I know! That's one of the reasons why I'm not that excited for the new one. Blasphemy, I know.

Bingo. Although I still think firing Garofalo was a travesty.

Seriously. You'll regret it if you don't.

Weirdly the guy who played Adebisi from Oz is apparently okay with it though?

That is seriously one of the MST3K lines that make me laugh the hardest. Just Corbett's seductive tone….

Good point. He also mailed it. That's two things he did.

Now THAT dude really deserved it.

Right? I've never seen anyone act so gracelessly about a mistake. Yeah I know it wasn't a mistake, but in the moment it really could have been. Everyone makes them and Jesus, the possibility that he could have made one never even seemed to have entered his brain.

Um….wow. Well, you technically got what you wanted.

Eh. I'm sure they could find a way to make it work with someone.

In their defense, they must have thought about it quite a bit. Like most of the time. They didn't have anything else to do.

I kept waiting for them to use "Poison". Not for any particular reason, just that it doesn't seem like a good 90's soundtrack without it. "Everybody, Everybody" will do, I suppose, though.

I was totally jealous. "How come SHE gets to use the drill?" I never got to as a kid.

Couldn't they blame the address mistake on a secretary or something? Assholes do that all the time.

Yeah, but in the presidential race WI hasn't gone red since Reagan. Also we don't wanna be Howard.

Now I'm picturing a dinner party where Mark Furhman and Joan Didion (Dunne's sister in law) are forced to make small talk.

Yeah. Monica is way overdue for the "Marcia, Marcia, Marcia" treatment.

OH GOD I'm going to throw up now.