President Garcia-Thompson?

Well, let’s hope the children are OK and everyone else is dead.

If he was going to invade, the least he could have done was taken the IRS’s oil.

As a native Iowan reluctantly living in the heart of Nebraska, I have many friends and family who are Husker fans. While the vast majority of the people I am close to are good people who I do not think would do this (at least not the overt racism part, many are probably critical of the protest in some form or…

The lesson, as always: it’s best to keep Johnson and pie separate.

“Now, there’s a haircut you could set your watch to.”

I don’t want to get into the politics part of it and tell you who I’m voting for and all that,

Seems plausible. I mean, OJ was just trying to stab his helmet when those people got in the way. It got blown out of proportion and basically ruined his life. As a result, years later when was innocently trying to commit armed robbery on his helmet, and some jerks just happened to be in his path, poor OJ ended up…

Welcome to The University of Ventura!

Dak feels like he could take on the entire Empire himself!

So did John Lennon, and he’s Mr Peace and Love. He ditched his first kid too.

Damn, I never realized how much he looks like Stellan Skarsgård.

Expansion pack! Hodor!