supersarcasmman
Super Sarcasm Man
supersarcasmman

Yeah, so could Sandra Berhard but I still don’t wanna look at her.

You realize Donald Trump is going to personally anally probe you now, right?

We’re just glad they’re coming back after that finale last season.

Three paragraphs to get that that, huh?

Sorry. Sorry. I may have overreacted there. I feel pretty strongly about science sometimes. Also: t(-.-t) Trump and Sarah Palin and Kid Rock.

Sorry. Sorry. I may have overreacted there. I feel pretty strongly about science sometimes. Also: t(-.-t) Trump and Sarah Palin and Kid Rock.

You can get almost exactly the same juice without the company’s expensive press by squeezing their damn bags yourself with the hands God gave you.

Now see THAT was just distasteful.

I’m not sure I’d brag about a 20 minute sex show at the Skydome. That’s a pretty lwo bar.

Why?

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If they’re not using this as the theme song for this next version I call it a missed opportunity.

This is going to make Michael Bolton so happy.

All of your points are valid but you ignore the fundamental truth of weapons of mass destruction: they should be kept out of the hands of insane people as much as possible.

I have only one question: Why?

The real question this video raises for me is this: why the t(-.-t) do all you people have dashcams running at all times? What is wrong with society that some guy feels like he should start recording a video on a boring ass road while following a fat guy on a cruiser?

Freak.

I’ve always wondered what it would look like to have a dump truck pull up and empty a load of money. I hope Gunn tweets of a photo of it.

She’s also super hot. I had no idea who she was of course.

Mrs. Ochmonek from ALF wasn’t really his mom

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