supersarcasmman
Super Sarcasm Man
supersarcasmman

The 80s vibe in this film combined with the continued “don’t take yourself too seriously” is making me look forward to it—which is SURPRISING.

Ain’t no gangs of coloured boys walking around just bustin’ caps in each other’s ass in Blade Runner, yo. Ma Nizzle.

I dunno. Seems like you need to be in on the “They Lives” thing here. I didn’t get it.

Gotta say I think you’re reading a lot into something that has the ring of bored TV host banter. I don’t think there’s much here to get the pitchforks out over.

It doesn’t matter how much or little pubic hair a person has, as long as it is clean.

My last regular lover used to have astonishing orgasms—I would often pin in her place and then have to cover her mouth for fear she’d wake her six year old son in the room next door. Always after she’d come down from that she’d just beg me to fill her with my cock as hard and as deeply as I could.

That’s because they’re faking it.

Yeah, car’s done. I’ve a friend who drives a concrete truck and one of his favourite stories is about going to the airport where security always asks him to shut the truck off—shutting the truck off basically means buying a new truck.

Get a fuckin’ dashcam indeed. A FUCKIN’ DASHCAM.

First: ew. Second: please stop promoting the work of Charlie Jane Anders.

I’m going to need a moment here...

No it’s not.

It could have been me man. IT SHOULD HAVE BEEN ME.

Toyota moved gauges to the side on the Echo models. It was awful. Really horrible.

God that thing looks like shit next to that BMW. I don’t even LIKE BMW’s and that thing looks like shit.

Yes, it does—and there’s nothing remarkable about any of that in this product. It’s not like it’s a Tizio which was groundbreaking at the time and remains interesting for its historical significance.

Yes, it does—and there’s nothing remarkable about any of that in this product. It’s not like it’s a Tizio which was

Only a computer accessories manufacturer would product a product name like the:

Only a computer accessories manufacturer would product a product name like the:

What happened to Teron Egerton?