It’s a win-win, really. And, no blood was shed.

I prefer to be addressed as “No Shit Sherlock” thank you, asshole. It’s pretty clear that the t(-.-t) writer didn’t do an ounce of research on this shit.

the one non-car thing to come out of Detroit in 30 years that’s not shit was RoboCop

It’s fake. Chad Kroeger is the lead singer of Nickelback. His friend Bohdi Johnson is a stoner douchebag skier.

Stop using the word bokeh.

I don’t want him to be more like me—what with my dumb, fragile human emotions and countless imperfections—I want him to be extremely unlike me!

Listen—the phrases “that idiot” and “Donald Trump Jr.” are redundant OK?

Got a whole article out of that, did you?

Raphael Orlove’s Canon Eos Rebel X he graciously let me borrow, which he also recently used to take beautiful film photos

WTF? Seriously. WTF.

My granfather trapped and slew japs for a living, but you don’t see them hiring him DO YOU?

Racist ass motherfucker, there are many round eye gaijin at Nintendo.

YOU GO HACKERS! But seriously, why? Just watch Chloe if you want to see Amanda Seyfried naked—with Julianne Moore!

Yeah, I don’t have much sense of humour when it comes to motorcycles I guess. Three friends had serious accidents in a year. One was making a turn in LA and is only alive because wealth wasn’t an issue.

I can’t come anywhere near using its potential

Better watch out for those stairs. They may contain a patented Trump Stair Pusher(TM) funded by the new medicare program.

So here’s what I find the most interesting thing about this from a practical sense (which does not mean I’m not glad to hear that the passenger is OK.)

Shame you can’t be funny, because that’ll get you farther with the ladies.

A lot of battles on those humanitarian missions, are there?

That’s Hokey Poopy to you, sir.