Yup. I’d hit that, which seems to be Hollywood’s only criteria for Lara Croft.

It’s a win-win, really. And, no blood was shed.

I prefer to be addressed as “No Shit Sherlock” thank you, asshole. It’s pretty clear that the t(-.-t) writer didn’t do an ounce of research on this shit.

I really don’t know Slacker at all :) I use Apple Music and iTunes Match because I have two Macbooks and an iPhone and Sonos units...so it all works nicely together. Soundcloud when musicians send me promos.

the one non-car thing to come out of Detroit in 30 years that’s not shit was RoboCop

Meaning that it’s shitty content you can listen to for free? Hey-yo!

Don’t start.

It’s fake. Chad Kroeger is the lead singer of Nickelback. His friend Bohdi Johnson is a stoner douchebag skier.

I was actually just pondering this in the shower fifteen minutes ago, ironically enough.

Do you work there? It sounds like you work there.

Stop using the word bokeh.

No.

This is really disappointing because Rodriguez has been one of the most interesting original filmmakers—his talen far exceeds Tarantino’s, and seeing him stoop to a remake (even one with all LGBTQ actors) is sad.

They are fictional characters.

So an Asian-American wouldn’t go to K’un Lun and suddenly be like “Ah yes, my people, where I belong.”

He’s the Prince of Rapists ok. Done.

T(-.-t) off with your prequels, sequels, reboots, extended universe and continuities. Seriously.

I prefer Carrie Anne Moss. What’s the t(-.-t) point?

So start buying independent comics. Better story telling, shorter runs, and if you’re looking for a return on investment (which is the worst reason to buy comics) it’s potentially way higher. This Superman shit isn’t going to be worth a thing.

I don’t want him to be more like me—what with my dumb, fragile human emotions and countless imperfections—I want him to be extremely unlike me!