I prefer the Chili version of “Draino on my system” thank you.

The two on the right should call me. The one on the left? Sure, but bring a 24 please.

Stop it.

Margaret Atwood is almost certainly the most important female Canadian writer my my generation, but her support of Joesph Boyden and Steven Galloway in the UBC Accountable situation makes her a challenge these days.

Right! This! There’s now way in hell there should be a size 0. I mean, that’s just wrong on many levels.

I enjoy not fumbling with a wire beneath my winter coat while I try to check my phone.

Seriously. I’m pretty sure that’s how Bill Gates got his start.

Well t(-.-t) that all makes sense now. Without the illustration, I had NO idea what you were talking about.

In general, when they ask me to do this I start screaming “Oh god oh god oh god we’re all going to die!” at the top of my lungs. It’s funny as all hell.

In general, when they ask me to do this I start screaming “Oh god oh god oh god we’re all going to die!” at the top of my lungs. It’s funny as all hell.

Does your entire career consist of re-writing articles from other publications as single paragraphs? Do you get paid for this?

You tell me.

Most of the world eats horse meat.

That’s some pretty solid stereotyping there, Herr Trump.

The overratednesss of Bill Maher never ceases to amaze me really—it’s been that way for a long time. He’s not really *funny* and he’s not really *smart* he just hides behind a façade of sarcasm and a snear.

The overratednesss of Bill Maher never ceases to amaze me really—it’s been that way for a long time. He’s not really *funny* and he’s not really *smart* he just hides behind a façade of sarcasm and a snear.

You take that back.

There was that time my friends and I killed a man in Denver. He was homeless, but still.

If by “racist boycott” you mean “my face buried between her thighs” then yes! Yes!

Yeah! It’s a good thing they’re not worried about, you know, safety because it means they get to use matching buckles!