Republicans will violate fire code before they’ll think about regulating guns.

Next up: BAN SCHOOLS! Can’t get shot in a classroom if there’s no classroom. Checkmate, libs...

Texas Lt. Gov. Dan Patrick, a staunch opponent of gun control, offered this: “Maybe we need to look at limiting the entrances and exits into our schools.”

He sent his liason to offer comfort.

Soul transplant. It won’t take.

They want to trigger “the rapture”. When god takes all the christians up to heaven. Including the ones that are dead and buried in the ground. Because in christianity you dont automatically go to heaven. You stay in the ground rotting until god calls everyone up together. Its primitive as fuck.

I have never understood this! Why do you want the apocalypse to begin? I’m not Christian but have been to church and have read the bible. Don’t they think god will be super pissed at what they’ve been up to? Individually and humans as a group? Caretakers of the earth...of the poor, lost and outcasts? What bible…

“The so-called leaks coming out of the White House are a massive over exaggeration put out by the Fake News Media in order to make us look as bad as possible. With that being said, leakers are traitors and cowards, and we will find out who they are!”

Here’s your semi-regular reminder that Evangelicals believe the expansion of Israel’s boundaries is important because it will trigger the end times.

Mr. Rodgers transcends race, to minimize him to a skin color is insulting.

I wish we could clone 434 more Maxines and have them carpetbag for all the other US districts. And while we’re at it, let’s clone Fred Rogers to run for President.

“And they’re doing it on the backs of their patients. God help you if you get cancer in some of these countries.”

Sounds like these “socialist” countries are better at negotiating than Trump. That’s embarrassing...

They also apparently want to ruin healthcare in other countries. Because the healthcare in other nations makes the US look sadistic. Rather than make things better for their own citizens the republican party would rather make life worse for everyone else.

Evening beautiful Jezzies...Craft Thread!

There is nothing more temporary than the new low Donald Trump reaches every day.

“Adrian Grenier Is Mad at Starbucks for a Different Reason”