They are “slow walking” all of my nominations - hundreds of people. At this rate it would take 9 years for all approvals!

“We’re not targeting you, Mr. President. We’re just waiting for you to blunder into our crosshairs.”

“Former prosecutor and current maniac Rudy Giuliani has announced that he will be joining the president’s embattled legal team.”

Kakistocracy.

That last picture of her is so frickin’ awesome. She looks so thrilled to be back and having her baby with her. And if that’s not a look of sheer exhausted joy I don’t know what is!

“But what if there are 10 babies on the floor of the Senate?”

Still - even with everything that’s come out about him, and everything that I’m sure is yet to come out but will soon - STILL, not one goddamn Republican brave enough to just sign this.

Exodus - Scar Spangled Banner

Sample re-tweet by Ms. Hatten:

Resolved: Every time a white person says this, anyone within earshot who can demonstrate tribal affiliation with any North American native tribe is legally allowed to beat the living shit out of them.

Yah, not sure how that is any different than a man bemoaning being called sexist because he touched a woman’s breasts since “they were pretty.”

“I do see that Europe and the US are becoming... well, not European,” she wrote. “This concerns me not because I hate anyone, but for the same reason Japan would be concerned if the Japanese were becoming a minority in Japan. No people should be excited to become a minority in their homeland.....”

uh, no, honey, you’re a racist if you touch a black person’s hair without their permission because you feel like you’ve just got a white right to do whatever you want with this entire other human person’s body

Ah, yes. North America, that noted historical “homeland” of white people...

Employment is up, Taxes are DOWN. Enjoy!

Donald Trump used a photo op with Japanese Prime Minister Shinzo Abe to promote Mar-a-Lago, calling the Palm Beach club “the Southern White House.” “Many, many people want to be here,” Trump added. “Many of the leaders want to be here. They request specifically.”

Did he stay at a Holiday Inn Express last night?

My geochemist, whose official job title is Senior Project Geologist, says Zinke is clearly a terrible person, so no leeway on his claims of being a geologist. We all know his plan was to drive up the price of admission, claim no one uses the parks, so might as well start striping them for their resources!

He’s really putting that B.S. to work! As his next career, he should consider Stand Up Philosopher.